I feel like Dr. Frankenstein.

And I miss football more than I miss Quidditch.  Don't hurt me for saying so. 

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Why is it that, all of a sudden, people are convinced I have a social life? I think I'm being given more credit than I deserve.

I'm ready to have a good day. This has been the seventeenth bad day I've had in a row.

Padma, I'm going to kill you.

Seriously.

I mean it this time.

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I'm going to drown myself in Moaning Myrtle's loo.