Benny's Surprise

[in_quietus]

When Benny returns home from the Fox'n'Crown, he will find his pillow coated with a compound of venom and urticating hairs from nettles. Whereas it may feel like his face is melting off (!!) in truth he will have a nasty rash for a few days and then it will die down. Normal herbal remedies such as the application of dock leaves and the like will

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[hairymess]

RUDEST DRUNK