Chuck Norris

[goldengoddess22]

random funny:

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

stolen from Kyle's away message on AIM.

Comments

[sapphireblue88]

Okay, seriously, what is with the sudden fascination with Chuck Norris? It is all these guys on the bus talk about, and it's getting annoying. Who the hell started this craze? 'Cause I'll go Chuck Norris on them.

[goldengoddess22]

lol! I don't know but I think it's hilarious. I can see how it would get old though if you heard it all the time.

[waxpapervillain]

If you think that's funny, check out the website that it comes from -- Chuck Norris Facts. Pure genius.

[knivey]

Chuck Norris is God. True story.