[Voice]/[Action] Fourth Wall

[goldenglasses]

[Vash is trying to get the last of his Christmas shopping done and can be spotted in the various shops trying to get ideas. But as he comes up lacking still he decides he needs cheering up and opens his journal.]

HEY! TWINKLE TOES!

I haven’t forgotten our bet. You know it doesn’t count if I don’t get to SEE you. I’m headed for the fountain. I’ll

Comments

[fantasyfan17]

You end up in A LOT of contests with pirates, don't you?

WE NEED TWO VDAY EVENTS OMG XD

[fantasyfan17]

Pretty sure that's what happens when someone's mallynapped. Not going to have any broken bones, if that helps, 'cause I think that's going just a TAD too far. Weird other muns and their...weirdness.

Dude. I don't know any more than anyone else does about where they go when they're taken. I assume it's outside the barrier somewhere or something, otherwise you guys would've been all up in a rescue.

[goldenglasses]

There must be SOMETHING you can do if you say you're going to be bringing him back in a couple days.

[fantasyfan17]

I can't. I really really really wish there was something but there isn't. Not with this event thing. The best I can do is guarantee no lasting damage.

[I AM MADE OF FAIL.]

[goldenglasses]

You're not making any sense! How can you have someone mallynapped and then know NOTHING about it?

It's wrong. To just throw people's lives around like their your play thing. It's just wrong!!

[fantasyfan17]

Hm. Indeed.

I guess I should start giving thought to what's happening to him, especially if I'm bringing him back soon. [I'mma investigate.]

[goldenglasses]

[Does that mean she's looking into his situation?] Does that mean you'll look and try to find him? Bring him back? If I can help I want to.

[fantasyfan17]

Pretty much. Don't think you can help, though, it's just a matter of me figuring out what's going on and then...you know. I guess getting him.

[goldenglasses]

There must be something I can do...

[fantasyfan17]

I think when he gets back, he will be very grateful for shoes. He's pretty damn sick of people being shoeless in Luceti in the winter.

[goldenglasses]

I wonder if that would make a good chirstmas gift for him... I'm having trouble thinking of a good one for him. [That's it! Make friends with the kidnapper and maybe she'll let him go faster!]

[fantasyfan17]

[YOU DEVIOUS GENIUS, VASH, HOW DO YOU DO IT.]

He'll like whatever you give him. Far as he's concerned it's nice enough that you're getting him something to begin with.

[I would mention that he doesn't know what to get Vash, but he totally got your ass a snowglobe.]

[goldenglasses]

[Which I still think it's a genius idea for a gift!]

So... you think you'll get him home in time for Christmas?

[fantasyfan17]

Certainly shall. At first I thought I couldn't get him until the 27th, but it turns out I miscalculated the demands of my social life.

[goldenglasses]

...his lift shouldn't be messed with for your convenience.

[fantasyfan17]

It's kind of a package deal with muns. If yours had to hiatus for a while, she'd probably have you kidnapped, too.