[Accidental Voice]

[goldenglasses]

[Vash's journal decides to start recording, catching the gunman sitting by the fountain looking rather grumpy. That's probably because he's dressed in a really fake looking frog suit with huge googly eyes on his forehead. His face is also smeared with green paint. He mutters grumpily to himself as he sits near the water.]This really had better be

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*is awful*

[semper_cogitans]

[Honestly, it would be difficult to mistake Robert for a "miss" in most circumstances, but perhaps the billowing cloud of fabric surrounding him will throw Vash off. His short hair is pretty much the same as usual, as are his recognizable glasses - but the rest? Different enough that Vash might not recognize him right away...

Of course, Robert has been compelled to search for a prince for awhile - since what good is a Disney princess without his prince?

... Maybe Vash will be a prince for Robert? Surely that can't go hideously wrong at all.]

[goldenglasses]

[Sorry Robert, but you're not exactly feminine looking. So Vash is going to sit over here at the fountain and wonder how many guys he's going to see running around in dresses today. Man, where are the pretty girls at?]

[semper_cogitans]

[No offense taken, Vash. Though at least Robert seems suited to dresses. Honestly, the thing that bothers him most about it is the size - it goes everywhere! How is he supposed to walk in this stupi thing?

Vash catches his attention though - his genuine, non-princess-y attention.]

Ah - hello, Vash...

... [Seguing into princess mode at that costume again.] Why, aren't you the most wonderful frog - ... or, er, well... frog costume...?

[... Why is it that he can almost see Vash as a frog when that costume is so horrendous?]

[goldenglasses]

You call this wonderful?

[doubleppk]

You're under a curse? Oh my!

[Sure, Lupin's pulled some pretty stupid cheesy stunts like this, but Vash is a lot more hilarious with it at least.]

[goldenglasses]

[He even has the red coat and gun. Must feel like being at home almost.]

Oh yes! I am! And I need a kiss from a beautiful princess to set me free! Could you be the princess that I have been waiting for? Because you sure are beautiful!

[doubleppk]

[Laughs quietly.]

My, what a flatterer. Are you so certain that kiss will free you? I wouldn't want to waste it if I failed to meet the rest of the parameters just right, you know?

[goldenglasses]

Oh don't worry. A kiss of true love is never waster!

[notpunishingyet]

[.................

I'm 12-years-old and what is this.]

[goldenglasses]

[AHIERHEHOAARE! MUST NOT LET WOLFWOOD SEE ME LIKE THIS! Quickly moving to the other side of the fountain like a spaz.]

[notpunishingyet]

... [Just gonna. Light up a cig and make my way over to your hiding place (surprisingly, no cross in sight).]

........

What the heck are you wearing?

[goldenglasses]

[AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Don't look at me! WAIT A SECOND!?] Yeah? Well, what's that in your mouth?

[openfuture]

[well, THIS is a first. she's getting used to a lot of these, ever since waking up in Luceti...

excuse Rem as she tries to hide her laughter behind a hand. Vash, what on earth are you wearing...?]

[goldenglasses]

[Vash is currently too busy failing at impressing a girl to notice Rem right away.] Please miss, won't you be so kinda as to grace my lips with a kiss! Or my curse will never be broken! [Luckily for the girl she's walking right towards Rem.] For you see, if I'm kissed by a princess then I will-

REM!? When did you get here!?

[And thus the lucky random person quickly wanders off!]

[openfuture]

Am I intruding on something, Vash?

[kissed by a princess, hm? so he's taking this fairy tale thing seriously too! she's wondering what's gotten into everyone.]

[goldenglasses]

Intruding on something? Oh, no! Nothing! It was nothing! Hahahahaha!

[gardenerofgaia]

Vash? [ Aerith breaks out into incredulous laughter when she sees him, much as she tries to smother the giggles. ] You look so silly!

[goldenglasses]

That's because I've been cursed! I require the kiss from a beautiful princess to set me free!

[gardenerofgaia]

...So, are you actually getting any kisses that way?

[goldenglasses]

Sure I will! Who wouldn't want to kiss someone like me! [That's not exactly what you asked is it?]