Action - Fourth Wall!

[goldenglasses]

[Vash had heard there were a lot more people here, but surely people must be exaggerating a little right? It must just be the start of the new feather cycle and there’s just a little more people here than normal. Right? Wrong. He realizes just how wrong he is as he heads towards the plaza for some groceries.]Uh… excuse me. Pardon me. Um - could I

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[dies_in_a_hit]

[Be careful not to trip on the little guy. You might just kill him.]

[goldenglasses]

[Is that adorable looking dust ball... bouncing?]

[dies_in_a_hit]

[Yes, it sure is bouncing happily.]

[goldenglasses]

Uh... hi?

[de_bel_kid]

[You can't see this little guy. HIS HIDING SPOT IS PERFECT. A-and so many strangers and no mama or Naoya.

Yes, you can totally see him]

[goldenglasses]

Uh, hey there little guy, are you lost?

[de_bel_kid]

[HOW CAN YOU SEE HIM?]

Y-yeah.

[Wow, you're tall.]

[goldenglasses]

[Huh. No wings.] Do you remember how you got here? [He knows most people to Luceti don't remember, but that no wing thing is throwing him for a loop.]

[toasterciiide]

Oh! Sorry!

[There's a toaster on your foot, Vash. WHAT DO.]

[goldenglasses]

[Freak out. Naturally.]

DID YOU JUST TALK!?

[toasterciiide]

Of course I did! Howdy doodly do. How's it going?

[goldenglasses]

Ahaha... a talking toaster. [Oh god. What's next? Is this an experiment or has he just gone nuts?]

It's... going... okay. [Just got my foot stepped on by a toaster and I think I may be going nuts, but everything is fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.] How are you... uh, Mr. Toaster?

[one_eyed_zero]

You're the giant here.

[goldenglasses]

...I'm not that big.

[one_eyed_zero]

You're a beast!

[mind he's a 12 year old shorty]

[goldenglasses]

Maybe you're just short!

[dogtamer]

[And cue a giant gust of wind blowing into Vash's face]

[goldenglasses]

KIPINN! Would you knock it off! That's co- [Wait a second. He doesn't actually sense the wind spirit around anyway.]

[dogtamer]

[Nope. But there is a guy floating a little above Vash's head now. ...And then he pokes the top of the broom with a foot]

[goldenglasses]

[Slooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowly tipping his head up.] Uh... what are you doing?