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You can't hide from science. Science knows everything and it knows where you are. It sees you hiding under the blankets with your best blankie and your thumb in your mouth. Oh yeah. Science is all up in yo grill, bitch. He's spitting on you and stealing your lunch money. He's banging your hot cheerleader girlfriend. He's tracking mud all over your ( Read more... )

Conscious self
Overall self

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Last night I went to the show it was a good show The High Strung originally from Detroit but they moved to New York they played first opening for The Emergency. The show was cool everybody was rockin and it was Jamie's birthday celebration and she was really feelin the birthday magic it was swell. I thought there was going to be an afterparty or ( Read more... )

This is an actual letter to a local establishment that I hope to work for. I am a model employee.From The Office of His Satanic Majesty ( Read more... )

I'm stealing this from Suz who stole it from some people who stole it from someone else. This is such a victim.

Ask me anything and I will answer truthfully.

I'm going out a limb here, so ask away you vultures.

Here is a brief excerpt of the script for the made-for-tv movie I'm working on.

Hellen: Oh my God, this isn't happening! [sobbing]
Susan: I'm sorry...but it is
Hellen: Oh my God, this isn't happening! [still sobbing]
Robot: Alright now ladies, enough with your tears. It's time for me to remove your eyeballs and replace them with dog shit.
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I am the greatest Merch Guy in the history of existence. My stellar performance as a salesman extraordinaire for The Braille Drivers last night has pretty much shored up my reputation. I didn't actually sell a single item, but I did win quite a few moral victories over the buying public ( Read more... )

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The Post Office is full of excited, hard-working civil servants. They are there to serve the public in every way they can. If someone sends you mail and you don't get it, then you can count on the Post Office to find it for you and give it to you. THE POST OFFICE LOVES YOU ALL! YOU ARE ITS CHILDREN ( Read more... )