"Why Should I Believe You? You're Hitler!!"

[gokou311]

Howdy. Yes its 2am and yes I should be writing an English paper about Animal Abuse and why people shouldn't beat them. But I rather enjoy my Monday/Tuesday nights after a hard day at the old hat shoppe and update you my loyal fans with a wonderfully (boring) update on my life. So let's get our motor runnin' and get started

Comments

It's not a mullet.

[sovs]

First off, it fucking sucks that you can't come to Florida. You get shit on by Lids constantly whether it be by staff, customers or upper management. Fuck them all. Get a new third key and demote Eli's hick ass. He's gonna need more time off once his mom kicks anyways, right?! Fuck it.

Secondly, your hair is not a mullet. That would mean its short on top and on the sides and long in the back. Instead, it is curly all over. Dude, get it cut professionally. I'm sure your parents will pay for it. If I come near that weave of yours I am going to shave it all off and you will look like me and you will want to kill yourself.

Oh, and WOW! I can't believe you posted without me nagging you once this month. You caught me completely unaware. It's now 6:15am and it is time for bed.

[leendiva]

well john. it's been a while. about over a month. but that's ok. you're busy. so, this lj was interesting. you'll be missed in Florida. But the hair won't be missed. Leave it at home. I have nothing more to say to you except...

CUNT FACE!!!
you know, for old times sake...

here i am trying to get all sexy for you

[slacker260]

andd you cant come down. its cool tho slick, i understand. hopefully i'll make it up for the big 21. if not, well, then i just hate you. werd. anyways, keep on rockin in the free world, as long as you have short hair.

Lucy Lu!!!!

[beanage]

WeRd GB, might i be the first to say that it is very respectful of you to allow Eli to go see his mom. i am truely in awe of ur givingness...or whatever. anyways, but yeah, it sucks you can't go. now it'll just be sovs. and nobody likes sovs, except you and i. and even that's stretching it a little bit. j/k, u know i got nothing but love for u sovsy. anywho, john, we should still go ball room dancing next time i come home. It'll be great!

Bean

Re: Lucy Lu!!!!

[sovs]

I know you have nothing but love for me, Beanage...that Sean Paul Valentine said it all ::sniff, sniff::. But don't fret...Sovsy isn't alone yet. Chris Perry will still be riding shotgun on our adventure. JC and Sovs do DeLand III: Jersey Strikes Back will just have to wait. :(

[imjustsomeguy]

I assure you, the Nobel Prize committee will look down on your hair if you get it cut professionaly. dont do it.

and fire this Eli character. if he doesnt wanna work sunday he can suck it or more to 175 years ago. fucking fag.

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[gokou311]

Cousin, I full heartily agree with you. I know that they are in cahoots with Rich so he may win the Noble Prize for Long Hair. Cousin rest assured that I will not allow such a thing to happen, it's just not in the cards. Thank you for your on going support, I appreciate it.

-John