The Perils Of Late-Afternoon Naps

[gogollescent]

It's summer.
So I was lazing around at home today, surfing teh interwebz and contemplating the far-distant prospect of Lunardi's for lunch - dinner? - linner? - dunch, and I fell asleep.
First of all, I had a dream. A really, really sucky dream. Like, incredibly irritating. In the dream I was, essentially, Anonymous Slasher #1456790. By which I mean

Comments

[holyfant]

Aw, c'mon, afternoon naps are awesome! Good for the body and for the soul. As long as you don't sleep for too long.

I really, really like what you wrote though. It perfectly evokes the atmosphere of deep nights without sleep (and oh how I've been there).

[chocojoat]

I, too, had a disturbing dream. You were in it, actually. It was during English class, and we were reading the newspaper, and I had to read some excerpt on dogs and then she wanted me to draw the dogs' souls look like based off the text.
MAJOR WTF
So I asked you for help and you were useless >.>

And I would read something like "Young Vetinari goes on a journey and discovers life, love, and the art of the banana daquiri." :D

[gogollescent]

XD So, just like English class every single damn day, right?

LOL. Well, but it would be one of those fanfics where it tried to be funny and failed miserably, y'know? With a few stupid slapstick jokes? (Not that I'm not all about slapstick. But still.)