Thirty-Eight

[gogglor_cometh]

It looks like a whole bunch of new people showed up! Hey everyone, my name's Raz! I'm psychic. Cool, huh?

Anyway, you can ask me if you need any help! I've been here for awhile. And if any of you are psychic, you have to tell me!

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[standsonhands]

Awwww, don't rub it in.

[Voice]

[gogglor_cometh]

You know I don't mean it like that!

I'm just waiting for someone from my world to show up, I guess. I wouldn't even mind seeing Bobby Zilch right now.

[Voice]

[standsonhands]

Huh...guess I didn't think about it like that. There are a whole buncha people from my world here.

[Voice]

[gogglor_cometh]

And a lot of people here don't even know what psychics are! It kinda sucks. It'd be great if Lili or Ford showed up here... Ooh, or Sasha Nein! This one time, he beat up a clairvoyant grizzly bear with nothing but his fists, and it was awesome.

...Now I really I miss everyone.

[butterfly_grim]

I'm not psychic but I can do magic, does that count?

[gogglor_cometh]

Uh, depends? I dunno, a lot of people have magic, but most of it's nothing like the psychic-stuff I know.

[butterfly_grim]

Well then I'm afriad your out of luck~ Having psychic makes a person to godly, things get boring that way.

[gogglor_cometh]

Huh? Um, I don't think being psychic makes me godly... I can just read minds and make things explode and stuff.

[1500yearslater]

Psychic?

And you can use those abilities?

[gogglor_cometh]

Well, not right now, but soon!

[bloodybaseball]

GEE MISTER I HAVE A QUESTION.

Why are there no titty bars.

And just an FYI hot shit, just because you're "psychic" does not mean you are cool.

[gogglor_cometh]

Uhhh, what?

Says you! I bet you're not psychic!

[bloodybaseball]

TITTY BARS. You know. Nekkid womenz. Since all the men here are apparently faggots, I need a Plan B.

YOU ARE CORRECT GOOD SIR. Closest I get to brains is bashing them.

[gogglor_cometh]

What? Eww, why would we have something like that?!

Yeah, 'cause you obviously don't have any. Gross.

[doyoufancymesir]

Psychic, huh? I thought all psychics were phonies.

Sorry, that came out wrong. Not that I think you're a--

Nevermind, actually. M'name's Rose! I'm new and since you put out the open call, 'cided to respond. Jus' tryin' to settle in... guess I'm not doin' too good.

[gogglor_cometh]

Maybe in your world, but mine has plenty of psychics in it! And no offense taken!

Nice to meet you, Rose!... Heeey, wait, I think I've seen you here before.

[doyoufancymesir]

Lots'a psychics, huh? Sounds like a place where you can't keep a secret.

Me? Here? Sorry, mate, must got me confused with some other Rose. Never seen this place 'fore in my life. Trust me on that one, I'd remember.

[gogglor_cometh]

Yeah, but telepathy is hard and annoying. You do learn a lot about people when you go into their heads, though.

You sure? Sometimes people disappear and come back without their memories, so maybe it was you. Or maybe I've just got the wrong Rose.