the carpet was Italian and ugly, and cost seven thousand dollars

[gofightfuck]

I'm competing with my friend for the same writing job. It's pretty surprising that this hasn't happened sooner. Courtney by rights deserves it more than I, but hopefully by being presumptuous and demanding I will do as I always do and worm my way in. I don't even have time to do this. It's an egotistical pursuit. The paper in question is not

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[ananiamania]

"Also, many references have been made to Courtney's brazilian, which is wickedly ugly. Who would want a bald pussy? It looks like a Purdue frozen chicken."

everybody put your hands together if you agree with me when i say...
"I feel like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight!"

tell baby girl to holla
;-)

[gofightfuck]

careful son, or you'll be using your invisible financial aid money to buy a less-easily-fucking-grossed out SISTER!