005 [Something is very wrong.]

[goesbythebook]

...The lines on my paper are crooked.

Grell Satcliffe. Correct this problem immediately.

Comments

[thebloodyjuliet]

Uh...no, they're not. I'm pretty sure they're straight.

[goesbythebook]

They are no such thing. It is obvious from how difficult it has become to complete this dokumin docku doucm paper.

[thebloodyjuliet]

Uh...I'm looking at your paper right now. They're straight, Will.

You, however, seem to be having some problems.

[goesbythebook]

It is not straight. And you are hardly an expert in the subject of straight things beside.

Of course I am having problems. Starting with the abnormally crooked lines on this paper.

[The sound of a small explosion.]

And glitter.

[cordialement]

Perhaps it's you that's crooked.

[goesbythebook]

Impossible. Such a thing is hardly characteristic for me.

[cordialement]

Who knows. Strange things happen sometimes.

[not_blushing]

Maybe your calligraphy needs work.

[goesbythebook]

I am not writing in calligraphy.

And it is a skill I am quite talented at.

[not_blushing]

Well then why are you making lines on the paer?

[goesbythebook]

I am not making lines on the paper. The lines are already on the paper. They simply have misaligned themselves.

It is an uncooperative sheet that will be punished if it does not correct itself immediately.