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[godot_107]

Ladies and--actually, just the ladies.

Which lucky kitten needs a lion like me to keep her warm this cold Christmas? Miraculously, I'm still as far as I recall single, so line up with hope in your hearts.

*sips coffee*

Comments

[laconicshadow]

... And I used to think of you as a sensible person.

[porcupinehead]

*facepalms* For the love of god, please, please don't make them press harrassment charges.

[sexybathqueen]

*laughs* I'd think about it, but you might end up with something pointy and metal where you'd rather not have it. Men in denial can be far too dense and polite... Which reminds me, I need to go kidnap someone! <3 Good luck on your journey for love!!

[downtown_heart]

Normally I'd take you up on a date, but I just don't know if I have someone waiting for me back home or not.

Too bad, really.

[xkira_mikami]

Perhaps you have something better to do that doesn't involve women pressing charges for sexual harrasment?