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Sep 07, 2009 22:42

So apparently Alex Skarsgård is dating Evan Rachael Wood. Haha, now, every time I see his face, I just keeping thinking about how he has second-hand Marilyn Manson sex germs. (I mean, I'm sure she's a fine person and all, but all I know of her from a quick wikipedia read is that she dated Marilyn Manson for awhile. Who maybe is a nice, sensitive ( Read more... )

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aurora_84 September 8 2009, 04:27:10 UTC

So apparently Alex Skarsgård is dating Evan Rachael Wood.
!!!!! My face is a mix between :| and D:.

godofwine September 8 2009, 04:44:05 UTC

See, my face is whatever the smiley for ROFLMAO would be. It's like, he was all: "Why yes, I'm single, but I don't care about that, let me show you my serious actor face." He should just be like Chris Pine and totally own up to liking the Hollywood types and flirt around like mad. That would really bring the lolz.

aurora_84 September 8 2009, 15:05:30 UTC

It's like, he was all: "Why yes, I'm single, but I don't care about that, let me show you my serious actor face."
Ahahahaha, he is such a paradox! Who likes going out with people 10 years younger than him, apparently.

He should just be like Chris Pine and totally own up to liking the Hollywood types and flirt around like mad.
YES.

godofwine September 8 2009, 21:25:05 UTC

Did you hear about the TMZ video where the guy asks him whether Swedish girls or American girls taste better and he says something like, "As long as they're young." (I think people later said that he was saying, "Eric likes them young," but still.) Best jokey-but-omg-so-NOT statement ever, haha.

Everyone needs a little Chris Pine douchy-ness in them! ;)

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chemfishee September 8 2009, 13:23:55 UTC

1. Best. Post. Title. EVER.

2. now, every time I see his face, I just keeping thinking about how he has second-hand Marilyn Manson sex germs.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

3. Watching ONTD's collective head explode is absolutely amazing. It's like watching a nature documentary.

So, um, yeah, I'm AMUSED by this. I only hope that her performance as the Queen is drastically improved on Sunday because it was so painful watching such stilted exposition and I can't decide if it was due to horrendous writing, bad acting, or a combo of both.

godofwine September 8 2009, 21:20:41 UTC

1. You know you were worried about the future health of Alex's peen too ( ... )

chemfishee September 9 2009, 04:37:55 UTC

1. It needs a protective, impenetrable bubble around it at all times.

2. See, this just takes me back to my first days in fandom. There was a bit of a thing in the CSI world (lol, I know) because one of the actors was in a Manson video, looking like he also, possibly, dabbled in syphilis. Oh, nostalgia!

3. I only check ONTD for the gifs. The stans scare me.

4. THIS! This is the perfect analogy for her and what was on my computer screen last week. True Blood's dialogue really only bothers me when Alan Ball writes the episode, and he was indeed the culprit for the Queen's introduction. I'm just glad he's not in charge of the finale.

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godofwine September 8 2009, 20:54:31 UTC

I did see that! It seriously made my morning. ONTD breakups are so ridiculous you can't help but be intrigued.

So I think the deal with Wood is that she dated Marilyn Manson for awhile, and she begun sexing him up while he was still married to Dita von Teese (Dita cited his "other girl" as one of the reasons she chose to divorce him), but in general, I think she just has the reputation of sleeping around a lot and being kind of a fame whore. (I actually never heard of her until there was a big fuss about her being the Queen so this is like two minute google search here.) But yeah, I personally wouldn't judge him for the slutty/famewhore bit (whether true or otherwise), but it's when you get lumped into a category with Marilyn Manson and especially if that category includes anything sexual, I would tread very carefully. And get lots of checkups. (Seriously, that man is just so creepy and foul to me. Like, just the thought of him makes my skin crawl ( ... )