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[godofconquest]

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[Video]

[youhavemybat]

Eh? You know Elsie? Are you a friend of hers?

[Video]

[godofconquest]

So Elsie is here. Yes, I know her. Are you with her right now?

[Video]

[youhavemybat]

Um, no. I'm pretty much Haqua is tagging along with her, though.

[Video]

[godofconquest]

[ Keima raises an eyebrow. ]

Haqua is here, too?

How do you know these two?

[video] 1/2

[pencilfigure]

[Okay, so she did dream a dream that she's pretty sure wasn't even a dream at all in which Katsuragi showed up during fourth wall bonanza, but still.]

K-K-Katsuragi-?! Wh-What are you doing here?!

[video] 2/2

[pencilfigure]

E-Elsie and I are just in Violet city, since I had to backtrack to pick her up...

[video]

[godofconquest]

What are you two doing? We don't have time for these games! Kanon's life hangs in the balance and you two want to play Pokémon!? I have the game at home! You didn't need to drag me into this make-believe world to play! This is Elsie's idea, isn't it? Put her on the screen!

[video]

[pencilfigure]

Wh-What?! D-Don't talk to me like this is my fault, you jerk! We're just as confused as you are, you know!!

video

[waypastcool]

See, if this place had real music, it wouldn't be a problem! I'm talkin' hardcore, pedal to the medal type stuff.

But what's this place got to do with games and NPCs? They look like regular people to me.

video

[godofconquest]

[ Keima squints into the monitor. He's not imagining things, is he? Whatever. Things are so goofy right now, he's not sure what's what. ]

Have you tried talking to them?

video

[waypastcool]

[Thanks to Route, Sonic appears like a teenage boy with strangely spiky hair, but he certainly sounds like himself, if Keima is at all familiar with the old cartoons.]

Sure! Some of 'em were kinda boring, but others I stopped and chatted with for a while. There's this kid who's really into his Ratatta, though. Acts like it's the coolest thing around.

[A beat.]

Just don't mess around with some of the cops here. They may be chicks, but they're tough stuff.

[Not that Sonic's a criminal; it's just an observation.]

video

[godofconquest]

None seem to really give any helpful information. They'll repeat often, like this is some poorly designed video game.

( video )

[reaccepts]

Tips... on love?

( video )

[godofconquest]

Yes, love. Women.

...

Men, if that's your sort of thing.

[ He pushes up his glasses on the bridge of his nose. ]

( video )

[reaccepts]

I definitely don't need love advice - especially about men!

[ actually he does, but let's not get into his issues with denial... ] I was just trying to point out, that's kind of a strange thing to exchange for tips on Pokémon.

( video )

[godofconquest]

Oh, no, I'm not looking for tips on Pokémon. I'm very familiar with this world already. You could even say I'm a master.

I am the Capturing God, after all.

[ Wrong context, Keima. ]

[video]

[demonbuddy]

Kami-nii-sama!

U-um it's not a prank, if it was then someone must be good at it because Haqua is here to.

[video]

[godofconquest]

Elsie!

[ Instead of looking happy or cheerful to see someone so close to his daily life, he just frowns. ]

Take us back, then. This is magic, right? Some sort of illusion?

Re: [video]

[demonbuddy]

U-um well all my stuff is gone, same with Haqua! I don't think this is an illusion though...

[video]

[godofconquest]

[ Softer, and with much less scowling and frowning. ] You don't have your hagomoro? That's inconvenient.

[ Keima pauses, thinking for a few moments. The Swablu readjusts its perch on Keima's head. ]

How.. have you been faring? When did you arrive?