[02: video] - Life is fraughtless, when you're thoughtless

[godofcologne]

[About five minutes ago, a sharp popping sound could have been heard from one of the emptier buildings in the city. And only now does the video come on, with Thomas looking disheveled, to put it mildly. He's got yellow pulp clinging to his hair, and his clothes are clinging to him again, this time covered in what looks like apple juice.]

[still, he

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video; LET'S DO THIS.

[expunger]

[Wow. They keep getting stupider.]

Anyone with intellect.

[godofcologne]

Ouch, sweetheart. Was that supposed to hurt my feelings?

[expunger]

[For that, Thomas, you get the Eyebrow.]

It was simply the truth.

[godofcologne]

[Eyebrow right back, cutie Raphael]

Tsk tsk. Coming to gloat isn't flattering, darling.

[jackedthename]

...Half the population of anywhere with apples and alcohol, I'm thinking.

[He's smirking right back, though.]

Need some help getting cleaned up?

[godofcologne]

Only if they made their apples into alcohol. I like buying mine from the liquor store a lot more.

[and there's a glint of something silver in his eyes] Depends on if you're offering.

[jackedthename]

Or you just really like liquor stores.

[A shrug.] I'm bored, might as well.

[godofcologne]

[he just laughs]

Well, we wouldn't want you to get bored, darling. [he sends Jack the coordinates of the building where he's taken up the short-lived bootlegger career]

But if all you wanted was to see me naked all you had to do was ask.

[Video] Because throwing the stripper at him is a GREAT idea

[lystoxiquebise]

[So laughing. You look ridiculous.]

How'd you even manage that?

[video forever] Best idea ever, basically

[godofcologne]

[he runs a hand through his hair and somehow despite the apple juice and whatnot, he still manages to make it look good. Damn vampire powers.]

Talent, darling, and an abysmal lack of luck.

[lystoxiquebise]

[Well, he can wear the apple. She'll just be wearing the latex. It's not as sticky.]

So being unlucky is a common talent of yours, or is it finding as many ways of getting your clothes to stick to you possible?

[godofcologne]

[he appreciates the spandex.]

That'd be telling.

[Video]

[feel_nevermore]

Well not you apparently.

[permavideo]

[godofcologne]

What can I say, I had better people to do in college.

Re: [permavideo]

[feel_nevermore]

...I'm pretty sure I don't wanna know.

You actually went to college?

[godofcologne]

What, I don't look smart enough to have gone to college?

[Video]

[wingsandwill]

It seems I was justified in choosing not to take your instruction regarding explosives.

[The driest of tones.]

[permavideo]

[godofcologne]

[Castiel gets a Look that says 'was that supposed to hurt my feelings?']

If you say so. Or I just found another way to make things explode without gunpowder. Who knows how many alternate explosives I could find without sharing.

[wingsandwill]

If you discover them the same way you did this one, you likely won't be capable of sharing your knowledge.

At least you've been informed of the medical options available.

[godofcologne]

[he just smirks, and a glint of stray silver starlight dances its way through storm grey eyes]

Is that worry I hear in your voice, princess? I heal fast.