I am sooo bored. I need a helper monkey or something. Not because I'm disabled, but because I need constant entertainment. I would name him Boba Fett. Why? Why NOT. I would feed Boba Fett bacon because, hey who doesn't like bacon? Boba Fett would take drum lessons while I took guitar lessons and we would create the most kick ass band you could ( Read more... )

To everyone who wants to see the new halle berry movie Catwoman ( Read more... )

haha so i found this awesome icon. HI-larious! calm down you carraba lovers, i like dashboard too so dont bitch, i just thought it was funny. thank you snoopy

Joe told me to updated, so here I am. He left friday. We played Euchre, Pool, and Mario Kart a lot. He hates Ed. So anyway, I played hockey today, scored 3 goals, ZING. Im not going to have money to buy the new TBS cd which sucks but oh well. Someone burn me a copy. I need a job.

Things I've learned from spiderman 2 ( Read more... )

"...I couldn't understand what she was shrieking about, as she was flapping her arms in the air and screaming. She started crying when she saw the busted colon I gave her pussy husband, so she took one of her shoes off and threw it at me. I caught the shoe between my pecs and I started to laugh like a pirate. Then she started walking towards me to ( Read more... )

Its time for another installment of the hit game show:

Ass or Tits?!

Thats right folks, the moment youve been craving is here once again. Wrap your minds around this one.


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Heres for all of you who like quizzes, surveys, and other forms of proaganda.

Take this test!

I hope you enjoy. Feel free to read every article that is on the webpage on which that quiz is located because the man who owns that site is my supreme chancellor. I wish I was him.

The answer was, of course:

ASS!!!!!!


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Lets play a little game. I call it:

Ass or Tits?!

Thanks you. This game is very easy to play, here are the rules:

I display a picture and you tell me if it is ass or tits. To the winner goes an ass kicking.

Round One: Ass or Tits?!


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