SOS Log 12.3 - The Combat Training of Haruhi Suzumiya Part 3

[goddoesntknow]

...okay.

Blowtorches? Check.

Now if I could just get Bumblebee to return my messages... may have to talk to one of the others...

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But where am I supposed to get fire breathing piranha plants? Hmmm.

Comments

[konatamer]

Have you tried ringing up the Koopa King?

[konatamer]

Holy freaking crap!

BOWSER!? No, that's not even a question- IT'S BOWSER!!

[lvl9finalboss]

WRONG!

It's KING Bowser. And don't you forget it!

[konatamer]

YES! MY LORD!! King Bowser! It's actually the real thing!!

[lvl9finalboss]

MWAHAHAHA!

YES! That's what I like to hear!

You, kid, just earned some points.

Here, have a troopa shell.

[Attached: Troopa Shell]

[konatamer]

[Attachment GET]

Nnwhoa! A Troopa Shell? For me?

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I-I'm not worthy! Does it make that sound when someone kicks it?

[lvl9finalboss]

Kick it and see.

... And get off the ground when you do. They ARE that devastating.

And you won't get a one-up if you knock over enough faceless goons with it. It'd break this game, and we can't have that.

[konatamer]

I'm going to have to pass, then. At least until I'm outside and make sure that I won't lose it off the screen. I'm either going to have to practice my jumping or grab a mushroom, huh?

Wait, no extra lives? ... awww, I was kinda hoping to try the endless one-up trick.

[lvl9finalboss]

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[lvl9finalboss]

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[lvl9finalboss]

That... would explain a few things...

[konatamer]

... e-eh? You didn't know about it!? Wait, Mario was actually--

[lvl9finalboss]

I need cake. NOW...

[konatamer]

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[Attached: Cake. It is chocolate. It is also not a lie, but rather, bittersweet. Much like the truth.]

[yocookinmama]

Mama will have one ready in an hour.

[lvl5mustache]

MMMMMMPH!