Deep Thoughts

[goddlewis]

Wouldn't it be cool if rather than following elliptical orbits, the planets moved in a square pattern around the sun? They'd like have to hang 90-degree turns…

Comments

[popejewish]

so each solistice would we have to secure all of our shit and hang on?

[goddlewis]

Umm, I believe it's each solstice AND equinox. But essentially, yes. I think. But seeing a planest revolve around a sun like that would be trippy - more machine-like…

[popejewish]

yea, we could totally all have four fingers and count in base four instead of ten and stuff. That'd be fucked up.

[goddlewis]

Yeah. Jack Handy, or whoever: "When I die, I want to be buried above ground on a Native American burial rack so I can get hit by meteorites and not feel a thing." Or something like that.

[dethcokediscord]

my favorite deep thought was "one time when i was a kid, i told my best friend i'd give him a million dollars if he ate some worms. the other day, i mailed him a check for 16 grand. slowly but surely, Tommy. slowly but surely."