Comments | goddessofcake: C'mon, everyone's doing it.

goddessofcake

C'mon, everyone's doing it.

Jun 25, 2006 15:29

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me ( Read more... )

meme, false memories

Comments 15

absolutleybill June 25 2006, 20:06:16 UTC

Remember that time you were a griffin, and you ate my parents?

goddessofcake June 25 2006, 20:07:44 UTC

Oh, yah! I had blocked that out. How embarrassing. Thankfully the operation was successful. Have their ears finished draining yet?

my_treehouse June 25 2006, 22:16:50 UTC

i remember that one time you and i got wasted and threw a last minute party with the assistance of a jar of mayonnaise, some hairspray, and a LOT of stick-on earrings.

goddessofcake June 25 2006, 22:20:01 UTC

Yah, your dog hates me now.

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goddessofcake June 26 2006, 13:32:31 UTC

Haha, that little vegan never saw it comin'.

we made love... jlblank2 June 25 2006, 23:34:36 UTC

oh. de night we made love your skin was so smooth and your hair was so soft. de night we made love the moon bent down and kissed to window outside of our mountain getaway. de night we made love you said you would love me forever and dat nothing would ever come between us.

den, you broke my heart. dirty slut.

Re: we made love... goddessofcake June 26 2006, 13:33:33 UTC

Don't you remember? I called you the next day. Or I tried to. Some elderly lady answered the phone, telling me I had the wrong number.

bat_katie_beth June 26 2006, 04:34:45 UTC

I remember the day I had to bail you out of jail. You were still wearing that sexy habit. You'd been charged with selling crack to children while dressed as a nun. And as soon as you stepped out of your cell, you immediately got charged with aggravated assault, because you felt a fellow inmate pinch your ass and felt compelled to hit him with a chair. Closest thing you could find, though, was one of the wheely computer chairs. Then you and I made a speedy getaway down the hill in the wheely-chair. Wheeeeeee!

goddessofcake June 26 2006, 13:34:34 UTC

If only that one wheel had remained intact, we wouldn't have had to worry about our community service. We totally would have made it to Mexico on that thing.