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My birthdaughter is hysterical. She really has this incredibly intense, insanely funny, totally adventurous spirit. It all comes packaged in this gorgeous little daredevil girl. Have no doubt, she is all girl (save the predilection for farting and laughing about it hysterically). Her hair has gotten lighter and curlier, her eyes are such an awe- ( Read more... )

Ground rules: The name of the game is "List Five of Your Weird Habits" and the people who get tagged should write a LJ entry listing five of their own quirky little habits as well as state the rules of the game. When done, they need to tag five others.

1. I hate the words "moist" "savory" "plump" and "adnoids"

2. no matter the nose affliction, I ( Read more... )

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My friend and I went Christmas shopping. Below is an excerpt of what happened ( Read more... )

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If there is at least one person in your life whom you consider a close friend, and whom you would not have met without the internet, post this sentence in your journal.

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE ( Read more... )

( sometimes I talk too much, hence the LJ cut )