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[goddessdster]

So far today I have:

Mocked Quickbooks for attempting to fuck up my reports

and

Yelled at the automated ladyvoice at the Social Security Administration's Employer Services Help line.

I think I need a vacation.

Comments

[oxfordtweed]

I learned that swearing at the automated voice will just piss it off, and then it will hang up on you.

Least, it does with the cable company.

[goddessdster]

Nah, this was more along the lines of:
Ladyvoice: Please say your mother's maiden name
Me: No
Ladyvoice: I'm sorry, I did not understand you.
Me: Too bad.
Ladyvoice: Okay, we'll skip this question. What state were you born in?
Me: THIS ISN'T ABOUT ME IT'S ABOUT AN EMPLOYEE PLEASE LET ME TALK TO A PERSON YOU SAID I WAS ON HOLD FOR A PERSON
Ladyvoice: I'm sorry, I did not understand you.
Me: *headdesk headdesk headdesk*

[random_nexus]

I, too, have yelled at the automated voices, AND quickbooks.
You are not the only one, bebe.

;D

Whenever the automated voices ask me what I want, I say "I want to speak to a human" until I get one. OR a much more reasonable facsimile.

*snirk*

[aeniron]

well sounds like a damned productive day to me!!!!!! <3