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[goddamnbatsperm]

[~SOMEONE~ is being brought back to the Batbarn after a little encounter. He looks pretty ripped up]

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[insertdickjoke]

How do you feel, Damian?

[still carrying gingerly]

[goddamnbatsperm]

If you think she can do a better job.

[insertdickjoke]

We'll need to look into a doctor we can trust.

[goddamnbatsperm]

Yeah, that's great. Do we have to do it now?

[insertdickjoke]

... No. I'll let Babs do the work.

[goddamnbatsperm]

Good call.

[insertdickjoke]

Mind if I sit and talk a little?

[goddamnbatsperm]

I'm not going anywhere.

[insertdickjoke]

This isn't gonna heal up as fast as things usually do. It's gonna drive you nuts, I bet.

[goddamnbatsperm]

I'm a quick heal.

[insertdickjoke]

You won't be this time.

[goddamnbatsperm]

Why?

[insertdickjoke]

Batgirl tells me that there's something kickstarted in camp that's slowing things down. No one can return from the dead, and regenerative processes are slowed and almost stopped.

[goddamnbatsperm]

But I'm not a metahuman.

[insertdickjoke]

Would you put it past camp to change this up for you?

[goddamnbatsperm]

That sucks.