An open letter to the internet.

[godchilde]

Dear CNN.com and Associated Press,

You are hereby notified by me that it is unacceptable to post a story like THIS on my Google homepage so that it's the first thing I read after I wake up from what would have otherwise been a refreshing forty-five minute nap. I don't know why but during the first fifteen minutes after I wake up I am especially

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[brandawg]

"goddamn er" is the absolute best name for a tag in the history of forever.

[styletax]

"Field of Dreams" always has me crying by the end. What an awesome movie. Le sigh.