My yardstick is always going to be Dennis. It's the one and only film I did almost walk out of.

I didn't know 300 was bad! I've never really paid any attention to it as it's not my thang. I might have to watch it now :D And Mortal Kombat is one of my favourite arse films ever.

Oh God, I've just thought of another less obvious shit one, fucking Moulin Rouge. Urgh.