Eighth Explosion

[god_is_a_dude]

[Voice Post]
That darkness thing lasted way too long, and had the worst possible timing. Seriously, aliens, couldn't you at least be remotely considerate? Jeez.Members of the SOS-Brigade, report back in now! We had a set-back, but the lake retreat is still on. Provided you guys aren't being bored and useless, we'll go going out in a few days

Comments

[so_not_a_girl]

That's Sunako...you won't be able to dress her up easily...

[so_not_a_girl]

But I can't cook or anything!!

[god_is_a_dude]

That's why you're an assistant maid, obviously. All you need to do is look pretty and pretend to help Sada--Sunako out.

[The sad part here is that he's serious]

[so_not_a_girl]

Why do I have to look pretty?

[I have this odd feeling that he's gonna be cross-dressing a lot now..]

[god_is_a_dude]

Because that's half the point of a maid, obviously. Sunako's too talented, so we need someone whose no good to balance it out by being the clumsy one.

[Yes, yes he is.]

[so_not_a_girl]

But why do I have to be a maid? ...and I'm not clumsy!!

[I'll love that, he'll hate it XD]

[god_is_a_dude]

Because your figure totally suits it. Now report to House #10 and bring your things, 'cus we need to move you into that closet and I need to get you measurements. Come to think of it, I need to get Sunako's too...

[so_not_a_girl]

My measurements?! I already have clothes though!!

[god_is_a_dude]

New clothes, like a uniform!

[so_not_a_girl]

...Like a school uniform?

[god_is_a_dude]

No, like a maid uniform, you idiot. Anyway, let's see you reporting here, stat! Failure to do so will result in a penalty, like me seeing what you look like in a sailor uniform!

[so_not_a_girl]

A sailor uniform?! Why am I always dressed up like a girl??

[god_is_a_dude]

Well if you want to avoid that, you best hurry to avoid the penalty, obviously!

[so_not_a_girl]

Okay...I'll be right there...

[god_is_a_dude]

Excellent!