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Seventy-Ninth Explosion

Jan 12, 2010 19:43

[Voice]

All that snow and not even a single yeti! Not even a yuki-onna?! I mean come on, this is the perfect chance for an interesting experiment and it's not even used?!

Oi! Oi! Did anyone see either of those? Maybe Jack Frost? I mean there was a Jack O'Lantern a while back, so there should be something like this for payback for all this ( Read more... )

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[Action] so_shik January 13 2010, 01:01:32 UTC

[Presumbly Shiki's perched on an arm of the couch, just watching Sekai strut around and staring at Haruki] I can't believe you were going to forget about Neku.

[Action!!] god_is_a_dude January 13 2010, 01:16:27 UTC

Neku's a guy.

[Clearly, this explains everything ever. As he wanders over to Sekai there to pat his ever-growing head]

[Action!!!] so_shik January 13 2010, 01:17:42 UTC

So?

[Oh it does, Shiki just thinks that's a dumb excuse. She watches the two of them a bit more.] Besides, if you two had swapped places I'd make sure he asked about you too.

[Action!!!] god_is_a_dude January 13 2010, 01:39:14 UTC

So he has testicles - I've felt them, so I confirmed it - and as he can take care of himself! To assume anything less is to deny his manhood!

[A groan there as he sits his butt on the ground there and glares at the fire.]

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controlroute January 13 2010, 01:05:36 UTC

Jack Frost?

god_is_a_dude January 13 2010, 01:15:42 UTC

Yeah, you know? The spirit of winter?

controlroute January 13 2010, 01:20:13 UTC

Oh, yeah. Silly me. No, I haven't seen any of them. I'm doing fine, by the way.

god_is_a_dude January 13 2010, 01:37:35 UTC

Them? There's only one Jack Frost, idiot.

[CLEARLY this is more important than your safety]

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folkloristic January 13 2010, 01:40:22 UTC

Jack Frost! You've met him before?! He's quite tricky never was one for his mischief! Though I think he'd enjoy this very much. Yetis are bit hard to come by, very solitary creatures, definately not ones for getting involved. [ There's a pause. ]

Ah yes then there's the snow woman. I'd watch out for her though don't you agree? She's a bit...aggressive.

1/2 god_is_a_dude January 13 2010, 02:04:37 UTC

[He's about to retort something - perhaps to "correct" the guy about Jack Frost - but then... he realizes something.]

god_is_a_dude January 13 2010, 02:05:50 UTC

There's more than one snow-woman. Who else would rape random travelers in the mountains? I bet Yetis wouldn't bother.

folkloristic January 13 2010, 02:25:48 UTC

True, true! There are multiple yuki-onna. They're quite the sweet talkers if my memory serves me well. [ He may or may not have encountered a few in the past. ]

I think you're right. Yetis are fairly docile, quite peaceful really, very in tune to nature.

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rossovento January 13 2010, 01:58:44 UTC

Luceti isn't in the Himelayas. Of course you won't find a Yeti!

god_is_a_dude January 13 2010, 02:01:44 UTC

You- Oh yeah, we'll have the freakin' OgoPogo in the dead of Winter but we can't have a Yeti in the midst of a snowfall which could drown one of them.

rossovento January 13 2010, 02:05:25 UTC

Don't bring in the OgoPogo if we're talking about a Yeti!

god_is_a_dude January 13 2010, 02:06:57 UTC

It's deductive logic, dumbass! We're talking about any valid mythical creature. You're the one who brought up the OgoPogo! What's next, the Chupacabra?!

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[voice] book_of_chaos January 13 2010, 02:03:03 UTC

Even if there was a yeti, I'd hope no one was outside during all of that. Well, anyone not crazy, at least. And what's a yuki-onna? [You and your odd Japanese language. Maybe he should take some time to see if there's a Japanese cultural book or something.]

[voice] god_is_a_dude January 13 2010, 02:08:51 UTC

A snow-woman. They live off the body warm of men that they rape in the mountains after luring them into houses. Miu played one in the play, remember?

[You know that role that... Miu hammed up. Her seducing Atsuro then getting shanked to death by Rika. And she then made her death needlessly dramatic]

[voice] book_of_chaos January 13 2010, 02:32:15 UTC

Oh, the one that died really, really slowly. [Someone didn't totally appreciate the beauty of the play, clearly.] I was more worried about the lights and special effects, Haruki; I didn't read up on the roles.

[voice] god_is_a_dude January 13 2010, 03:28:46 UTC

A real effects man should know the roles he is making the effort to jazz up. [SAGE NOD, but then a shrug-] Anyway, if there was a yeti someone should've seen it.

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