Lighten Up, St. Francis

[god_dot_com]

Jeez.

Comments

[yours_is_mine]

He's got you there, God.

[ruisenora]

*gasp!* *Points!!* He just insulted God!! *dies*

I wonder what the last sentence is supposed to mean.. And what that person would think of my religious views..

... "earthlings?"

[bishounenkami]

Wait wait... you're a blasphemous what!? I mean really... you can't just be the adjective, so there has to be more, right? Blasphemous jerk? Blasphemous genius? Blasphemous taco sauce packet?

We have a right to know!!!!

no, no, it's blasphemouse!

[fengi]

They're like church mice, except they chew up the hymnals so all the lyrics say dirty stuff.

Can god make an anonymous comment so devoid of humor not even he can reply to it?

Re: no, no, it's blasphemouse!

[ilexx]

someone else said it before i could. rats.

:D

[demure]

God, do you mind if I rape this guy in the ass with a banana for being so lame?

[demure]

I don't listen to people speaking of rape in a joking manner. Maybe you should rephrase what you want to do in the language you use when you're on your knee before me. Please show some respect if you address Me.

[lokasenna]

"Maybe you should rephrase what you want to do in the language you use when you're on your knee before me."

You forgot to capitalize "me" at the end of your sentence, as per the norm in showing proper, standard self-reverence.

Unfortunately, as you've now revealed your fallibility, I'm afraid your existance has been negated, which of course explains the Anonymous tag.

Even if you think you had a point to make, your response is more offensive in its pretentiousness and the cowardice in hiding behind an anonymous tag. Loosen up, and try and learn something from this journal, like a fucking sense of humor.

Twit.

[tacojoe_85]

God, Your words are so tasty...however, they could use just a dash of salt...