Eighty-Fourth Explosion

[god_is_a_dude]

[Voice // Filtered to SOS-Brigade // 85% Unhackable]

[The first part of this post refers to things spawned out of this post. Or rather, the aftermath/fallout of that post]Project leaders; status reports! Usagi, how's Kaito Radio going?! Leon, how's the pad going?! Taichi! How's the advertisement going?! As you all were given specific and

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[Action] no problem, no problem

[god_is_a_dude]

For your trial you will be given a scavenger hunt! There are three specific items which you will retrieve and return here within fifteen minutes. Failure to complete this task will result in your failure.

[He starts to advance on her with a smirk on his face. Oh yeah, this is his element] It'll be just like the capture the flag game, right?

[Action]

[vipermirage]

[Tilting her head to the side, working for the mafia she has given harder tasks than a mere find and retrieve job. In fact it reminds her of the old days when she was starting.]

Understood, what are the items?

1/3

[god_is_a_dude]

The first is Squalo's sword... or one of them. [He pauses to consider and then shrugs-] You live with the guy; whichever one's his favorite.

2/3

[god_is_a_dude]

The second is much harder! You need to retrieve a fish from the larger of the two lakes. I expect it alive in a jar. And don't think I won't question it! I've talked to fish before; they're too stupid to lie.

[Action] Done

[god_is_a_dude]

And finally your last item will be [...He didn't think that far. He considers for a moment before he smirks as he thinks of something suitably challenging:] An outfit more moe than your verbal tic.

[Action]

[vipermirage]

[She liked the first item, it would serve as a small start for the payback she would do, because she was sure it had been Squalo the one responsible of this situation. It had to be him, or Belphegor, so she would probably get to him too, just in case.

The second item puzzled her a bit, but it could be done. The hardest part would be to locate a fish after all. The third item had her frowning with her mouth.]

Mu~, there's nothing "moe" in me. So that last item isn't very specific.

[Action]

[god_is_a_dude]

No, see. You just did it again.

[He even points... right at her face. As if this helps]

[Action]

[vipermirage]

Mu~??

[Why is he pointing to her face now?]

I did, what again?

[Action]

[god_is_a_dude]

Just that; it's a verbal tic!

[...Oh whatever. He grunts and-] Either way, you got your orders.

[Action]

[vipermirage]

[Frowns.]

Squalo's sword, a fish alive and a "moe" outfit. Don't make yourself comfortable, mu~.

[Teleporting away while mentally cursing at the lack of money at that place, otherwise she wouldn't be doing this. Even if she does want to find out what it's about.]

[Action]

[god_is_a_dude]

[Heh. He smirks there and gets back to his porch. He's going to sit down on the bench on his porch to wait. Just because this is pretty... well, it's hilarious and it's a good trial too]

[Action]

[vipermirage]

[Just as he asked, Squalo's sword arrives first out of nowehere, actually she just grabbed it and teleported back to him before teleporting away inmediately. But it's so fast one can say the sword came out of nowhere.]

[Action]

[god_is_a_dude]

[...Oh DAMN she's good. He's smirking as he watches that but doesn't bother to check. He figures the shark-man would be out soon enough anyway if that was the case]

[Action]

[vipermirage]

[The next item takes a bit more of time but soon enough Mammon will return, with a fish in a jar full of water looking certainly confused. It's not everyday that a mere fish flies in the air before being locked in a jar.

She's gone again as soon as she delivers the jar anyway.]

[Action]

[god_is_a_dude]

[O-oh. He's going to go over to the jar so that he might start to talk to this fish to confirm that it is the right fish. ...Except this will take a while because fish are really dumb]

[Action]

[vipermirage]

[Which is good because the last item is the one that will take the most of time. "Moe" he said, Mammon doesn't even know to what that refers. Brb, assaulting the clothing store.]