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[god_is_a_dude]

[And now the moment you all have been waiting for, hopefully. Recall how the spaceship was about a big as a soccer field? Well, there's a reason for that. A small door is opening, and out of that door is going to come out the sole occupant of the ship. Does the ship look a little small for this occupant? You betcha! Still, he can do it because

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[filial_guardian]

[When he sees the large thing crawl out of the spaceship, Walter naturally goes after it. He tries to fly in close, swerving this way and that in an attempt to get in the giant monster's face.]

Hey! Hey!

[god_is_a_dude]

[Okay when something buzzes in your face, gut reaction is to squat at it. Same thing here, though eh notices immediately after swinging one of the massive frontal tentacles that it should think before doing that next time]

[filial_guardian]

[Oh holy Nerif--

THWACK!

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...Where'd that buzzing fly thing go?

You might want to check your tentacle, dude.]

[god_is_a_dude]

[...Eww, I got something on my paw. Let's try to scrape it off on the tree there]

[filial_guardian]

[Yeah, that's gonna leave a mark. Walter's brushed off onto the top of the tree, dazed and full of owwww.]

[divinepooch]

[...That's my tree you smeared that human off on.

She was following the squid, but this... fff. She walks up to her tree and stares up at Walter. Why are you in my tree.]

[filial_guardian]

[There is some shaking in that tree. Some leaves fall off of the tree as Walter struggles to stand. Or straddle a tree branch. Or sit up. ...Or just lift his head.]

[divinepooch]

[WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

Ammy starts to bark at Walter now. Would you get out of there and quit wrecking it?]

[filial_guardian]

[Okay then, Ammy. How about some FURIOUS SHAKING? More leaves fall off the tree as Walter claws his way into a slightly-inclined position.]

Damn it.

[divinepooch]

[GDIT. YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE BOOBS. LIFE ISN'T FAIR.

Fine, since only she is allowed to do this, she HEADBUTTS the tree to shake it and make him GET OUT.]

[filial_guardian]

[Aw hell, you're not allowed to tell him to GET OU--

Crap. This isn't a very sturdy tree branch at all, is it?

Crack. Creeeeeak.

FFFFFFF--

THUMP.]

[divinepooch]

[... ... ...

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YOU BROKE MY TREE.]

[filial_guardian]

[... ... ...

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I BROKE OTHER THINGS TOO, I'M SURE.]

[divinepooch]

[She's gonna throw Walter a look. You bitch.

And then she'll fix that branch on her tree since she's hax like that. Help for you can wait.]

[filial_guardian]

[... ...

Damn it. You're the worst man's best friend evar, Ammy.]

[divinepooch]

[Only to people who break my trees.

Okay, now that that's fixed, she nudge her nose under your helpless body and slide until you're on her back.]