Voicemail

[gobrooke_urself]

"Hi there, this is Brooke. If you want to leave a message, you know what to do, otherwise hang up and stop wasting time for both of us. Thanks!" 

Comments

[dojima_hime]

"Hey there, sexy. I'm bored, and you should come over and entertain me. Hopefully I'll see you soon!"

[From here.]

[gobrooke_urself]

[ Here]

[noboynextdoor]

[From here.]

"You know, I thought I said this enough times to get through to you, but I guess not, so I'll try again. I know you like me, but I don't like you. It would be a lot more than a little gross if we did anything, so just...stop, okay?"

[morpherboy]

"Ten thousand? Seriously? Tell Eddie that he's going to seriously rethink his career choices. I'm not some two bit starlet he's parading around." Marco snapped into the phone, kind of hoping to reach his manager in a different universe. Only not.

[elephantgadget]

From here

Lecture? Accent? I speak this language without accent! And I said nothing about your mother. How could I? I don't even know who you are?

[notthehulk]

From here

What?! I never said anything about my sexual prowess. I mean, um... uh... pretty hair? Really?