There is a wooden stake duct-taped to a stop-light near my house. This is rather peculiar. Are there any local vampires that I should know about? Are there any local vampires that I shouldn't know about
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Possibly. A friend of mine used to be obsessed, but I don't think he is anymore. Although, admitedly, it would make a nice Buffy episode:
"And today, we tie stakes to random places around town" "Why?" "Because that way, you can always reach the nearest weapon" "Good idea, Giles!"
Next day:
"The stakes are gone. The Vampires were here! Look,those...things! KILL!" *The team fights and is bravely bested by a gang of militant and through janitors*
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"And today, we tie stakes to random places around town"
"Why?"
"Because that way, you can always reach the nearest weapon"
"Good idea, Giles!"
Next day:
"The stakes are gone. The Vampires were here! Look,those...things! KILL!"
*The team fights and is bravely bested by a gang of militant and through janitors*
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