When i was little, My uncle lived with us in my basement. We used to watch Ren and Stimpy all the time. They had that one song about Log..
"It rolls down stairs, rolls over in pairs, rolls over your neighbors dog, it's great for a snack, and fits on your back, it's log log log.."
and my uncle had a log that was sitting at the bottom of the basement stairs. He was upstairs talking to my mom and i decided i wanted to roll it down the stairs like in the song.. i managed to get it to the top which took a good 5 minutes, and then i pushed it down.
My uncle thought it was one of us who fell down the stairs and came running. When he found out that it was just me being stupid he yelled at me and gave me a spanking.
i didn't think so at the time, but it was pretty funny. enjoy.
I successfully made my entire media class think that I want to be a hermaphrodite (or however you spell it). All I did was ask Ruth what she would do if she had a penis for the day, and she said the usual, that is wank. So I said I would thrust, wank and seek out someone to give me a brilliant blow job. Nick heard the words blow job and asked what we were talking about, so I told him. Harry over heard and goes "You've got a penis?!" so I said "No, we were just discussing what we'd do if we had one" and then he yelled "So, what you're saying, Megan, is that you wish you had a penis." And everyone heard and when I tried to explian they weren't listening anymore.
I tried to make them think I was at least vaguely normal, but my plan failed. At least I managed to go two weeks...
Ahaha I did something similar! Alan was saying how girls have more fuin than boys, and I said: "but boys can wee standing up!" That was a fun conversation. We decided I should deffinately invent a tube arrangement for girls LOFL.
Marina is having a party tomorrow (with 30 people) and me and Alan are 'supervising'. I'll let you know how THAT went.
Have fun at Jenny's party and say Happy Birthday to her for me!
Dabid got really drunk on about five glasses of wine and started crying and saying he wanted April. He was funny to satrt with but then he just got tragic. He kissed me on the cheek as well and it was like a fish. bless his little cotton socks!
Was it a good party? Our party was rather boring, but it got more interesting afterwards...that is all I will say here.
Go onto your googlemail bitch and reply to my email! I will try to be online about 7pm English time to chat to you about my exploits. I need to talk to someone for God's sake! lolz
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"It rolls down stairs, rolls over in pairs, rolls over your neighbors dog, it's great for a snack, and fits on your back, it's log log log.."
and my uncle had a log that was sitting at the bottom of the basement stairs. He was upstairs talking to my mom and i decided i wanted to roll it down the stairs like in the song.. i managed to get it to the top which took a good 5 minutes, and then i pushed it down.
My uncle thought it was one of us who fell down the stairs and came running. When he found out that it was just me being stupid he yelled at me and gave me a spanking.
i didn't think so at the time, but it was pretty funny. enjoy.
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I successfully made my entire media class think that I want to be a hermaphrodite (or however you spell it). All I did was ask Ruth what she would do if she had a penis for the day, and she said the usual, that is wank. So I said I would thrust, wank and seek out someone to give me a brilliant blow job. Nick heard the words blow job and asked what we were talking about, so I told him. Harry over heard and goes "You've got a penis?!" so I said "No, we were just discussing what we'd do if we had one" and then he yelled "So, what you're saying, Megan, is that you wish you had a penis." And everyone heard and when I tried to explian they weren't listening anymore.
I tried to make them think I was at least vaguely normal, but my plan failed. At least I managed to go two weeks...
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Marina is having a party tomorrow (with 30 people) and me and Alan are 'supervising'. I'll let you know how THAT went.
Have fun at Jenny's party and say Happy Birthday to her for me!
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Was it a good party? Our party was rather boring, but it got more interesting afterwards...that is all I will say here.
Go onto your googlemail bitch and reply to my email! I will try to be online about 7pm English time to chat to you about my exploits. I need to talk to someone for God's sake! lolz
I miss you!!!!!!! WHY AREN'T YOU HERE!?
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