3 things

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1. Sometimes when I get the hiccups and they won't go away I become convinced that I'm going to be one of those world record holders who eternally hiccuped.

2. I have life insurance & a retirement plan. My mind is blown.

3. This city is 100% too small. I have three years left here.

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[jescasewer]

I love Pittsburgh. Let's trade.

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I love, love, love Pittsburgh but having lived here for, oh, my entire life, it's getting a tiny bit small. Remember the North Campus Make-out Graph thingie that I think Diamond was at the center of? That's Pittsburgh. One big make-out chain of weirdness & ex-boyfriends & gossip & rumors.

HOWEVER, since I am never going to leave, if you move here our dogs will probably be lovers. Henry sounds like Heisa's type.

[oscillate]

HAHAHAHAHAH.

1. now we can retire together, or at least be each other's beneficiary.

2. just leave and go somewhere else with me.

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Where do you think we should go? I vote Poland. Or Argentina. Or Canada. You won't want to move anywhere with me. You will want to go somewhere fabulous and I just want to go somewhere quiet so I can be anonymous. Ugh.

[elisagrace]

Fool-proof solution to loving Pittsburgh again:
Visit Evansville, Indiana for a couple days.

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I feel like this is probably very accurate.
Nothing like perspective, eh?