Wonderful! I laughed the whole way through, but especially at the interrobang. Oh yes, the interrobang. Poor Crowley. Except not poor Crowley at all. And Aziraphale having a thing for uniforms? Brilliant.
GNARK I LOVE YOU. Yes. Very much. I would quote all the bits I liked, but then I would be quoting the entire shebang, and wouldn't that be silly? Anyway. Mem'd. (And the last footnote was pure gold, by the way.)
Too many stories I have to read to give you proper feedback, but here are some quotes I rather enjoyed. Brilliant job!
“…Runaway train? Emu? Kettle?” Aziraphale guessed wildly. “Annoying demon that disappears for three months without a word and comes back in the middle of a conversation about the state of the human race like nothing happened?”
“But why do I have to be the janitor?” Crowley demanded, in a tone that suggested he was about to start yelling about rum.
“You can’t do that!” Wensleydale gasped in horror. “You’ve got to use your powers for good, not evil. Like in issue 58 of Uber-Penultimate Superhero League!”
"It’s more just makin’ myself look good, like girls wearin’ make-up. How come they’re allowed to wear make-up and we’re not?"
His tweed jacket was looking the worse for wear, and he’d lost his spectacles in that last bookslide.
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“…Runaway train? Emu? Kettle?” Aziraphale guessed wildly. “Annoying demon that disappears for three months without a word and comes back in the middle of a conversation about the state of the human race like nothing happened?”
“But why do I have to be the janitor?” Crowley demanded, in a tone that suggested he was about to start yelling about rum.
“You can’t do that!” Wensleydale gasped in horror. “You’ve got to use your powers for good, not evil. Like in issue 58 of Uber-Penultimate Superhero League!”
"It’s more just makin’ myself look good, like girls wearin’ make-up. How come they’re allowed to wear make-up and we’re not?"
His tweed jacket was looking the worse for wear, and he’d lost his spectacles in that last bookslide.
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