hallelujah i'm a spaz

[gnomewizard]

i've been trying to act as odiously as possible over the last few days because the fucking clay and glass festival is causing my neighborhood to become a parking lot full of fat boorish middle-class idiots who loudly admire all our houses and even (this happened one year) come into our yards because they mistakenly believe they've walked into an

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[silversparade]

i think i would be happy if i just got a sex change and touched myself a lot.

oh, Kelly...

sorry about your license...and hey, relax...happy endings come when we least expect them.

^silver^

[helionaut]

I feel your pain. We should hang out and commiserate!

[daemonllama]

Speaking of legs out the window. Remember the time I gave you a ride with the absurd condition that you take your pants off and wave your legs out the window? Those were good times.

[gnomewizard]

my legs weren't out the window, my pants were. you know i'll always be your whore <3.

[rogermoo]

Kelly, I like you, which is why I even bother to tell you this at all

[moira_can_bite]

wait, your dad seriously cut up your license? that's awful! i'm so sorry.. :(
i hope good things happened in my house... ;)