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[gluttire]

LUST! WHERE ARE YOU LUST? COME BACK! I MISS YOU!!!!

Easy there big boy it's been awhile, she's probably just busy.

NONONO! Lust would take me with her! Lust needs me to protect her and eat things for her!

Wait...are you screaming into the D-comm?

LUST! Answer me! I don't want to be alone again Lust! Come home!

YOU IDIOT! Someone's gonna track this

Comments

[takashi_waku]

Did you lose someone? Can I help you look for 'em?

[guardianofearth]

[GACK!]

HOLD IT! STOP RIGHT THERE!

You do not want to talk to this person! You do not want to meet this person!

[takashi_waku]

I...don't?

[guardianofearth]

He eats people!

And that ain't a euphemism, kid! He literally eats people! He'll take your head off in one bite!

He also not human! He's something called a Homunculus.

[notanalchemist]

[Speaking of tracking ... trying to figure out how to do that right now. While keeping Gluttony on the line.]

Lust, huh? Beautiful woman, long wavy hair, really sharp nails?

[gluttire]

YES! I Need her! Where is she!? TELL ME!!!

You're gonna get us caught!

[notanalchemist]

[Hmm. Maybe he could lure him into a trap instead.]

We~ell, last I saw her she was at my workplace ... [Not even lying.]

[gluttire]

WHEN?! WHERE?! TELL ME O-OR...OR I'LL EAT YOU!!!