[Hello, Mayfield! Wriggle is out and about the town today, enjoying having legs that aren't broken anymore. She can be found doing any of the following
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[You know, he was about to laugh his ass off at how you were riding that skateboard like a great white about to bite you until you managed to get your ass thrown off it and onto your knees. It's not so funny now, considering Aisling had told him a bit ago you got your legs broken. He's actually kinda worried, but like hell he'll really show it.
[Germany...bulldozes over the crying, sobbb I'm sorry Wriggle baby]
Make sure you practice proper safety when you're riding around like that, is all the thanks I could ever ask for. You realize you could endanger the people around you, don't you? Not to mention you've probably scratched up your vehicles beyond your ability to afford repairs. Now use your head next time, and analyze the situation before you go hurtling down a steep hill on something with wheels. All right? As a matter of fact, stay away from hills until after you've confidently mastered steering and braking. I want you practicing in an empty parking lot at the school for a solid 3 days before I see you on the sidewalk next to traffic, young miss.
why do you do this, Germany. WHY. She's shrinking back with every scolding word like the delicate origami flower that she is....however, her response bursts out of her in a nervous, traumatized squeak:]
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Oh shit girl in trouble! INSTINCTS SAY HELP HER
brain says wait hold up this could be trouble
INSTINCTS SAY FUCK YOU. Akane runs over.]
H-Hey, little girl, are you okay?
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however, your reward is sniffling as she sits up and inspects her poor abused knees.]
H...hnngh...
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H-Huh? Gee, you don't gotta, mister, I'm okay....ish.
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... [He slowly walks over to her] Are you alright?
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G-Guess so, didn't break nothin' yet.
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...Remain still, I'll heal you.
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[freezes]
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For now, he'll just go and extend a hand.]
Here, stupid. You need help getting up?
[HE IS A FOUNT OF COMPASSION AND LOVE!]
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normally she'd try to be all no bro I got this but! unfortunately, she could use the help, so she'll be taking that hand.]
M' not stupid! I-I just didn't see that curb....
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[Still, he'll be helping pull her up regardless. It'd be a dick move to just drop her after all.]
You have no clue how to actually ride a skateboard, do you?
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[herpderp up we go, brushing off her knees.]
No....my home never had any of these. I just saw some drones playing on it and it looked fun.
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Germany is a weirdo and had so much time on his hands that he went to the bike store and is back
with
a
helmet.
He marches up to her after her billionth crash-and-burn and slams it on her head (n-not TOO hard) without so much as a 'hello'.]
This is on me. [s-snarly scary voice]
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H..HNNGH.....n-no she can't cry!! she will put on her big girl panties and deal with it!
now if only her knees would stop shaking, that'd be good.]
Th-th-thank you, m-m-mister....
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Make sure you practice proper safety when you're riding around like that, is all the thanks I could ever ask for. You realize you could endanger the people around you, don't you? Not to mention you've probably scratched up your vehicles beyond your ability to afford repairs. Now use your head next time, and analyze the situation before you go hurtling down a steep hill on something with wheels. All right? As a matter of fact, stay away from hills until after you've confidently mastered steering and braking. I want you practicing in an empty parking lot at the school for a solid 3 days before I see you on the sidewalk next to traffic, young miss.
Is that understood?!
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why do you do this, Germany. WHY. She's shrinking back with every scolding word like the delicate origami flower that she is....however, her response bursts out of her in a nervous, traumatized squeak:]
S-SIR YES SIR!
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Just... being held in place, completely standing.
Turn around and you'd be greeted with a chiding face.]
You shouldn't be doing something so dangerous!
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and now she kinda slumps over on the handlebars- wait how did the bike even stop? oh well I'm sure it's not important...]
Y...Yeah...I'm okay...I-I didn't mean to do that!
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We can talk more about that later, please catch your breath first. Do you need help getting off?
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