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[glowbrighter]

[Guess who got her hands on some spicy candy corn despite being bedridden.

Guess who is now breathing heavily seductively into the phone.

Yep.]

Heyyyy Mayfield....how you doin'?

[Any and all replies will be answered with utterly shameless flirting. DO YOU DARE....?]

Comments

[frogsicles]

I'm good...why're you breathin' like that? Are you feelin' okay?

[glowbrighter]

Me? Oh, I'm doin' just fiiiiine. But Cirno, baby- how're you?

[frogsicles]

Just 'cuz you're older than me doesn't mean you get t'call me a baby!

[glowbrighter]

Not even if you're my baby?

[noneed_2worry]

Huh? Um... I'm fine.

[glowbrighter]

Yeah? Well, that's just great to hear! Cute little girls like you shouldn't have a care in the world anyway.

[her voice is a really suave purr, only not really, because she's a derp]

[noneed_2worry]

Cute?

[glowbrighter]

Cute, adorable, gigglicious- take your pick, I got more where that came from.

[glowbrighter]

Waaay better after hearing the voice of a lady as lovely as yourself.

[glowbrighter]

Court? Me? Maybe just a little- I can't help it when your words are like honey to my ears.

[ignorant]

[ OH, I DARE. Have a bored reply in return. ]

Contemplating the mediocrity of life and the fleeting nature of humanity...

[glowbrighter]

[this is horrible]

Sounds like you could use a little spice in your life, handsome!

[ignorant]

[ So so horrible. Payback for Valentine's Day? ]

It could hardly use more 'spice'...

[rogue_pineapple]

I am doin just fine.

[glowbrighter]

[WORST]

Good to hear. It ain't right when....interestin' people gotta feel down. That's not exciting in the least.

[rogue_pineapple]

Well you know me, it's tough to keep a good terrorist down. Though the hazmats sure tried.

[glowbrighter]

I'd like to take you down. Really, now...