Thank you, Mom, Dad, Phoebe, for making me feel like my life is worthwhile and all that fun stuff.

adjfkajpeoiru. I LOVE how parents are able to do this shit to people without even TRYING.

glorified: Mickey's dog is Ansem.
glorified: IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE.
powercorrupts: OW GUYS
glorified: Why can't they ever find him?
madelineusher: YES
automode: OMG
furious: OMG
glorified: BECAUSE HE'S TOO BUSY FROLLICKING IN DARKNESS.
powercorrupts: Jesus christ ow
furious: AND YOU NEVER
furious: NEVEREVER
madelineusher: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THEM IN THE SAME PLACE AT THE SAME TIME?!
furious: SEE ANSEM IN PLUTO IN THE SAME PLACE AT THE SAME TIME
madelineusher: YES
furious: IT TOTALLY MAKES ( Read more... )

Went to go see the doctor today. :)

He said I was perfectly healthy. :)

Except that I have a very mild case of scoleosis. :)

God, I can't believe I made $29 in motherfucking tip tonight. 8) Clearly, this means that tonight should've been made of gold and win ( Read more... )

AHAHAHAHAHAHA YES. IT FINALLY HAPPENED TO ME AFTER TWO MONTHS OF WAITING ( Read more... )

THEY SEE ME ROOOOOOOOLLIN

THEY HAAAAAAAAAAATIN

PATROLLING AND TRYIN TO CATCH ME RIIIIIIIIIIIIDIN DIRTY

TRYIN TO CATCH ME RIDIN DIRTY

TRYIN TO CATCH ME RIDIN DIRTY

TRYIN TO CATCH ME RIIIIIIIIIDIN DIIIIIIIIRTY

... I was never that rude back in January.

ETA; wired: it's like april fool's but BETTER