Update on the War on Butterflies

[glorfind3l]

THEY'RE EVERYWHERE. They could be your friends and neighbors. They could be your third grade teacher, or your second cousin, Raoul. They are invincible. No brand of pesticide known to man or elf has any effect on them. It only makes them stronger. And BIGGER. The fuckers are huge. We suspect that the lead butterfly, a gigantic fang-toothed

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[jadegemini]

If there's anything I can do to help, just let me know.

[glorfind3l]

*distractedly, loading butterfly-dart gun* No, no, we've come up with a solution. Stay away until they're gone, coming here isn't safe. These butterflies are vicious fuckers. They're even resistant to my flamethrower. You might get hurt on the way into the house.

[jadegemini]

...Right. Good luck.

[beorn_bearman]

When Butterflies Attack! next on MESPTv.

[celebrianrules]

I am with you!!

But I can't help, because of my mun's butterfly phobia!! ;_;

*hides*

ahahaha, your mun's phobia was something of an inspiration.

[glorfind3l]

It's ok, neither of us would want to put you anywhere near the line of fire, especially in your condition. *pats* Send nachos.

Oh you evil evil fiend. Emily is going to have nightmares.

[celebrianrules]

Yes yes. Nachos. :)

umm... it was only half my idea. :)

[glorfind3l]

Woo.

[finduilas]

Well, i'm with you. Butterflies are annoying little fuckers.

[glorfind3l]

I used to like butterflies. They'd never tried to eat me before.

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[finduilas]

So did i. But then they ate my jacket. No wait, that was moths. Nevermind, their all the same.

[bbolger_baggins]

Mae Govannen, Lord Glorfindel! We met last at Lindon; I'm Bingo Bolger-Baggins. My beloved and I were thinking of taking a little holiday from the Shire and visiting Imladris. It would be lovely to get together for tea with you and Lord Celeborn, if you have any spare time, that is. Or is this not a good time to visit, what with the plague of demonic butterflies and all?

[glorfind3l]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough* Excuse me. You want to have tea? Sure, we can arrange that. Bring helmets so you can get to the front door safely.

[king_finarfin]

Ah stoicism, haven't heard that in a while. Still amusing as all hell. BAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Ha.