255. | voice post.

[glock30]

Hey, John Doe. I've got an annoying bird attached to me. You can buy me that drink tomorrow.

She's demanding.

Oh, for Christ's sake. I've HAD it. Why the hell is this thing back? It completely ruined my coat last time and -

Is she always this loud? I don't remember her being this loud. She's just upset because of that gu -Will you SHUT UP? I'm

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[notagangster]

John Doe, huh? That's not one I've heard before.

You really passing me over to spend the day with a bird?

[notagangster]

Noooo, I'm saying that maybe you just don't think we've got any sense of aesthetics because our ideas of what's aesthetic are different.

No idea what you're talking about, love.

[glock30]

You either have a brain or you're gay. Explain yourself.

Of course not, Maggie.

[notagangster]

I like things that are easy on the eyes and ears. Not about to fill up my flat with potted plants and artwork, but I appreciate symmetry and attractiveness. Got a bloody fine set of wheels left back home. Hope to fuck that little bitch who shot me didn't nab it somehow.

Yeah, I shoulda known that was coming.

[glock30]

You aren't a jazz fan are you? And what kind of wheels? Maybe if you wish hard enough it'll show up. Not that my ship's ever shown up, but the City might take pity on you for having a name like Maggie.

[notagangster]

No...sorry, not really my thing. Corvair convertible, cherry red with white, pristine. God, I miss that car.

[ooc: Uh, I have no idea if that's really what's in the film. I googled my heart out, couldn't find anything. :(]

[glock30]

Jesus Christ, I miss that car.

[ooc: It doesn't even matter. That's a hot sounding car.]

[notagangster]

Lady after my own heart. Used to even let my girl drive it, you know.

[ooc: OH HAI! We'll just pretend that always said "Mercedes" not "Corvair". XD]

[glock30]

You think that makes you sweet or something?

[ooc: Why is that car so sexy?]

[notagangster]

Nope. Just means I know you birds can appreciate a fine car too.

[ooc: Because it's shiny and red and has Daniel Craig standing next to it?]

[glock30]

You had to say 'bird,' didn't you?

What do you think about starships?

[ooc: ...Point taken. I feel the need to watch Casino Royale now.]

[notagangster]

Sorry, slipped out.

Starships? What, like flying saucers?

[glock30]

On purpose.

Flying saucers? This isn't fucking War of the Worlds. Like monocarriers. One-man spaceships, basically. What year are you from, anyway?

[notagangster]

It's a common slang term where I'm from.

2004. Why, what year are you from?

[glock30]

England, right?

2071.

[notagangster]

London, specifically.

So by 2071, we'll all be driving flying saucers?