HEHEHEHE. Lingual. AAAAnyway, I used my Spanish! YAY! I have bonded with my cleaning lady. I've been absent for awhile, (as per usual), but thhhpppppbbbbt. Mmmm, coke for breakfast. Laaadeeeelaaalaaaaawheeee! Sasha: how are you boobs? Are they proving as entertaining as they were yesterday? I truly hope so.
Yes porn. And its GAY porn too. Not your run of the mill straight porn. No. NEVER. I will never betray my absolute devotion to the man on man action. So there
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Holy shit. Jude Law. Jude Law in drag. Jude Law in drag as NIKKI FUCKING HILTON. All is right with the world. *Traipses off to furiously masturbate* Also: Ashlee Simpson's lip synching tape skipped out, causing her HEAD TO EXPLODE!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA.
Oh how I have spurned you. Why have I turned away from your ever embracing arms of glowing technological love? I know not. But I am here, once again, to fill your inexhaustible pages with my witty banter and nonsensical ejaculations
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And well on the UT campus. I am pleased to announce I am the proud possessor of my very own Corporate Whore! His name is Stephen. He shall serve me well. Hopefully in designer sunglasses, and overpriced flipflops. *Imagines the possibilities*
So a couple days ago I was wracked with a fever. So I decided to read the new Georgia Nicholson book outloud. In a British accent. I was amused to discover that when I have a sore throat and I am speaking in a British accent, I sound exactly like Dame Judy Dench. I must admit, I giggled. A lot. Also, I would like Franz Ferdinand to come all over me