The Underestimated Foe...

[glingle_feegle]

Ok, so it's another piece of free writing, and I'd go so far as to say it's even wackier than its predecessor.  I have my driving instructor to blame for sticking the notion of nocturnal traffic cones in my head...

Why Traffic Cones Are Nocturnal

It's a nice, bright, sunny day. You're driving along in your fancy hatchback. The roof is down, the air

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[the_hatstand]

I have actually been known to use "Oh Bollards!" as a profanity.

Mainly in the hope that I will one day mortally offend someone who knows exactly what I meant, while leaving them unable to complain because I didn't actually say it.

[glingle_feegle]

I've been using 'Oh bollards' for a while back...people keep asking me what I have against traffic cones :P