V-DAY EXCHANGE FIC! Achieving the Perfect Score, for kle_hungry

[gleefics_exch]

Title: Achieving the Perfect Score
Rating: NC-17
Pairing/Characters: Puck/Kurt
Word Count: 4700
Recipient: kle_hungry
Disclaimer: Do I look like Ryan Murphy? Seriously..do I?
Summary: Kurt was the fiercest. That was how this idea started and he never dreamed it would really end with Puck.
A/N: This is not my Glee pairing at all, but I soldiered through it.

Comments

[andbless_mybaby]

LOVE IS A BATTLEFIELD, INDEED.

Dear writer, perhaps it's because I know who you are and was privileged to have a sneak-peek at the creation of this story, but I can't help my crazy love for it. Even on top of the fact that Puck/Kurt is kind of anathema to me. I said it to you in e-mail, but this has to be the raunchiest, sexiest, most delicious slash I have read in a long time. I almost cried a little tear when I posted it. I hope that Kle is as excited about it as I am.

This was the ideal mixture of funny and hot. I adored Kurt's fantasy sequence, his grudging respect for Santana, Jacob being PERFECTLY gross and creepy, the little pictures on the scorecard, and Puck's indignation at rating "only" a fifty-five. Oh, and poor Burt's traumatic introduction to his son's sex life, with the resulting long drawn out and awkward analogy featuring tool belts and socket wrenches that neither of them were following by the end. WIN.

Bravo, writer. Bravo. Thank you for getting the job done, and with gusto. ♥

[eldee]

Oh, god. This was hot and funny and awesome. Love it!

[madmenfanatic]

wow. #1. great fantasy sequence. And I learned a new term "sex arrows".

#2. Interesting that Kurt wasn't ostracized for being a football slut.

#3. Loved that Burt caught them, and his reaction was similar to if he son had been banging a girl. "Go for it, here are the mechanics, but put a tie on the door." (ha! it usually is a necktie. I just got the joke. For Kurt, it would be a scarf.) Hilarious that the sex talk was about tools (dad is is a mechanic), but his dad really has no way to explain anal sex, "neither were following in the end".

#4. And the boyfriend comment seemed to give Puck his own emotional permission to keep the "relationship" up with Kurt.

#5. Whose first apartment? Since they were caught, and Finn was sleeping in the GUEST room,. I'm guessing Kurt and Puck got an apartment together and people didn't know why were more than roommates?

#6. #7. #8. Awesome story! Mai tai please!

[wishfulclicking]

This was like if Glee were on late night Showtime. I enjoyed it so much. Very porny.

[maeby_sparrow]

Ho-ly fuck!

*sputter*

WOW. Awesome.

I LOVE slut!Kurt. We really need more of him!