"Well, you're dirty and sweet, clad in black, don't look back, and I love you..."

[warble_on_jeff]

Who? warble_on_jeff, nickthewarbler, and rockstarwarbler
What? That awkward moment when you catch your "straight" friends doing the deed.
When? Just over a week before Christmas
Where? The Hummel/Anderson/Puckerman/Fabray/Cohen-Chang/Chang/Matheson/Hinton house of awesome
Rating: Grownups only, darlings

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[nickthewarbler]

Nick had just settled right down into the recliner, hugging a pillow over his chest while Jeff watched Family Guy. Nick had never been much of a fan, so he was near to dozing off and worshipping in his mind that Kurt's taste in comfy furniture was fantastic. It had been a long week with exams and Christmas shopping, but the cold always made Nick want to curl up and hibernate like a nocturnal animal. He had to go out and buy two new duvets for his bed because he had gotten so cold during the nights. He had to wonder sometimes if he was born cold-blooded.

Then he was suddenly torn out of his pre-napping snug haze by Jeff and it took him a few moments to realise what was going on. He stumbled a little when Jeff pulled him up out of the chair but then he broke into a grin. "Okay!" They made it to the bedroom and clothes were stripped with expert efficiency. There seemed to be some unspoken agreement that Nick's single bed would be the one they aimed for because they were soon tangled up in a naked embrace on it, lips locked in a hungry

[rockstarwarbler]

With Blaine's classes finally finished for the year the day before, Kurt had told Kurt he was going to try and pull some strings to get a few days off with Blaine via maybe telling a few little white lies that he had stomach pains and needed to go home. It wasn't like if Kurt managed to get the days off that they would leave the house anyway. They had a LOT of catching up to do. Blaine had just been at the library at college doing a bit of extra research on some things he wasn't easily following when he got Kurt's text saying he could leave work at lunch time and to meet him at him... preferably naked

[warble_on_jeff]

Jeff's arms and legs were wrapped around Nick as he lay on his back, grinning roguishly up at his boyfriend. "Fuck!" he hissed, enjoying the rushed nature of their lovemaking. Granted, he loved when they took it nice and slow, but he couldn't deny there was something ridiculously hot about times like this, when it was like they couldn't wait for that... They just had to have each other, and quickly.

Just as his hands slid down Nick's back to grab his ass and urge him to go faster, Jeff heard Blaine's voice through the haze. And then there was a loud squeal, and Nick stilled his motions, leaving Jeff hanging dangerously close, but not quite there yet. "Fuck!" he repeated, though this time in more of a disappointed groan than anything else. WHY WAS BLAINE STILL STANDING THERE?!

[nickthewarbler]

Nick didn't actually immediately cotton on to the fact they had just been rudely interrupted. Yes, he did whip his head around, but it was just a reflexive action. It took a few moments for his head to catch up to his dick and decide that maybe it was a good idea to ring a few warning bells here. But once he realised that, yes, Blaine really had just walked in on them in the middle of a pretty intense fuck they had been anticipating for a good couple of days, he made a strange shrieking noise himself and pulled out of Jeff so abruptly he accidentally kneed him in the balls.

Then it was a scramble to try and grab something - fucking anything - to cover them up and the sheets were whipped up over them before Nick finally twisted to take his weight on his shoulder with an indignant cry of, "JEFF WAS JUST CHOKING! IT WAS CPR!" When all else false, lie through your teeth, right?