"Don't even bounce, not in my house."

[justwants2dance]

Who: Everyone!
What: All under one roof
Where: The Cohen-Chang-Anderson-Hummel-Puckerman-Fabray-Matheson-Hinton Home
When: Tuesday evening
Rating: It could be anything

Comments

[jewhawk]

Drastic measures were damn right. Kurt had been out of his mind since Blaine had gone off to Europe... Between sad "I miss my boyfriend" times and horny "I haven't had sex in ____ weeks, ____ days, ____ hours, and ___ minutes" times, Puck had been at his wit's end, and near the point of literally pulling out his own mohawk

[justbeingaqueen]

In probably an amusing scenario, considering who his boyfriend was, Kurt was stood up on one of the armchairs with his nose pressed against the window that looked out into the street as he waited for the bunch to arrive from Ohio. He was so nervous and excited about seeing Blaine for the first time in almost three months that he felt like he was going to cry, and throw up, and wet himself all at the same time. He had been bouncing around like he was on crack until he finally came to be planted against the window.

"They should be here by now! What if they've had an accident? It's New York. Blaine's never driven in the city before and maybe someone just crashed into them?" he panicked and started to dig around in his pocket for his phone. "I'm going to call them. They should be here! I can't... I can't..." He just whimpered as he shook his head emphatically and fanned his face with his fingertips. He couldn't wait any longer. It already felt like he had been waiting for years!

[usedtohaveabs]

Pulling her skirt down over her knees once she was sat so the poor guys didn't cop an eyeful of her assets, Quinn pressed her lips together sympathetically and watch Kurt. Her big hazel eyes turned to Puck with a 'Awww, shame' look as she gestured to Kurt with her drink. Sure, it was amusing when Kurt had his diva moments, but she could see how on edge he was now that it was almost time for him to reunite with Blaine. Though there had been some insufferable moments, he had been extremely patient and she knew how much he missed Blaine. The sad moments sliced her heart. They were so in love and she adored watching them together.

She brushed her hand over Puck's head and then kissed it before resting her cheek against it and sipping her drink. "I will say one thing. I'm glad we're all going to be drunk tonight. I think it's safe to assume Blaine won't be able to walk tomorrow... at least he won't have far to walk to the private en suite," she joked with a cheeky smirk.

[jewhawk]

Puck's arms just tightened up around Quinn's slender waist as the boy grinned, tilting his head up to kiss her full on the lips. Long gone was the tease of a virgin Puck had deflowered back in high school, and in her place was a strong, smart, and confident woman who knew and was comfortable in her own body. Puck had gone from the stupid guy who somehow equated love with getting into her pants, to the guy who loved her so much that getting in her pants was just an awesome bonus to sharing his life with her. As cheesy as it sounded.

Grinning as he pressed a kiss to her neck, Puck pulled her even closer, shifting to take a sip of his beer. "Kurt, dude... Seriously. You know traffic just gets busy sometimes. B's fine. He'll be careful. Shit, even if they were in an accident, Blaine's ghost would smack his body back to life if he's this close to getting laid after this long."

With a little smirk of his own, Puck nuzzled his nose against Quinn's neck. "We could make it a little friendly competition," he teased.

Kurt & Blaine

[rockstarwarbler]

Once the initial shock passed, Blaine was in a haze of happiness and he found himself tugged into the kitchen by his - bloody fucking hell - fiancé and promptly accosted with paper towels. Blaine just stood there with a huge goofy grin on his face, gazing in awe at the new ring on his finger while Kurt patted at his shirt with some of the sheets torn from the roll.

Then he gave a really dorky laugh of disbelief. "I totally need a pee I'm so excited!" he offered, even if it was about as romantic as a smack in the head.

[justbeingaqueen]

Kurt managed to get Blaine's shirt wiped the best he could, but it was actually a lost cause. "Nope, I'm sorry, sir. I'm really going to have to relieve you of this. There's just simply nothing more that can be done," he said lightly as he expertly flicked the buttons on Blaine's shirt and slid it over his shoulders and down his arms, revealing Blaine's delicious chest that he had missed so damn much.

He leant into Blaine, pushing up up against the counter and wetting his lips as he looked over Blaine's face, eyes filled with nothing but pure love. "You really know how to make a bitch happy, don't you, Anderson?" he teased and then started kissing him deeply and hungrily, showing Blaine how much he missed him and wanted him.

NFSW

[rockstarwarbler]

Blaine pulled Kurt flush against him, moaning hungrily into the kiss. He was already hard beyond belief. He hadn't even jerked off for the past few days in anticipation of seeing Kurt again. The whole summer it had been his hand and maybe a bit of vibrator action here and there, but nothing would ever live up to his gorgeous man in the flesh. He was desperate to just feel Kurt inside him again after waiting so long for it. Sure, they got off over Skype together regularly, but it was all just sub-par in comparison

Mike & Tina

[justwants2dance]

Mike was just sitting there shaking his head in shock, though smiling in awe. Seriously. Right before there eyes like some sort of ninja romantics, Kurt and Blaine had just gotten engaged. Suddenly the OCD over getting the right champagne and bitching the florist out for one tiny little mark on a rose petal made sense to Mike. Kurt had been wired for days, and now it all made sense why. He wasn't just excited about his reunion with Blaine, he had been secretly planning on popping the question the whole time!

He turned back to Tina and pulled her close, shaking his head again. "Wow. Can you believe it? How awesome is this? Just like and we're all suddenly... growns up. Big kid panties now. I'm a little scared," he laughed.

[getmyfrolicon]

Tina held her beer against her chest so that she could kiss the corner of Mike's mouth, the stress of the drive up here well and truly fading. All of a sudden it felt like the ten hours hadn't happened, and the group had always been together. There hadn't been a year's gap.

Still, she wanted to smack Kurt for not letting her know this was going to happen. She shook her head slightly before pausing, and then starting to nod. "It'd Kurt and Blaine! Who else was going to do it first? And hey, you can't be scared. You've already had your big boy panties for a year. You're supposed to tell me it's not so scary once you get into them." She drew her eyebrows together as she looked at Mike. "Living together is a good thing, isn't it?"

[justwants2dance]

At this, Mike just grinned cheekily at her and nodded down to his lower body. "Hey, you feel free to find your way directly into these big boy panties any time you like, babe," he laughed. But then he looked at her curiously for a moment as someone put some music on to really get in the party mood. "I didn't realise you were so nervous about all this. Which means you're really nervous because you usually take things in your stride and try not to let on you are if you really are...

He gave her a squeeze and threaded his fingers through the soft end of her dark hair. "College is great, love. I swear to you that it is. It's a lot more hard work than high school, but less bitchy immature behaviour. Plus, if you're one of the lucky ones like I am and fucking love what you're studying, it really makes it awesome. And being here with the others is great. It's like a little piece of home, and we're all in the same boat. You have nothing to be worried about. I promise, I'm not that bad a room mate," he joked.

[getmyfrolicon]

Tina shifted in his lap to try and obscure anyone else's view as her hand slid between their bodies and pressed it against his crotch. She brushed her lips against his jaw before resting her forehead against his. "I am definitely going to do that now that your big boy panties aren't so far away. I really did miss my all access pass."

She pulled back a little, pulling her mouth to the side. "I can't help it. I was crazy enough to sign up for drama. It's completely opening myself up to a constant stream of Asian Fs or worse. This is even more nerve wracking than Glee." She took a sip of her before kissing him again. "I'm just glad that I have you back. Not that I didn't have you, but you know what I mean."

Puck & Quinn

[jewhawk]

If there was one word Puck could think of to describe how he felt, it was disbelief. Although, if he were honest with himself, he couldn't be sure why he was shocked. It was pretty much something anyone with a brain should've expected from them.

Still, he crossed the room to pull Quinn into his arms with a grin, planting a smacking kiss on her lips. "They're actually gonna fuckin' do it," he said. "The getting married thing. I can't fucking believe it... Or maybe I can. I don't know... Anyways, babe... There's gonna be so much sex going on in this place tonight." With a smirk, he tightened his arms around her. "And on the wedding day, I'm pretty sure I'm staking my claim to fucking the hot blonde bridesmaid after the wedding." He winked, nuzzling his nose into her hair for a moment. "This is crazy, right?"

[usedtohaveabs]

Quinn had the corner of her lip caught between her teeth and felt herself tear up when she heard Blaine's excitedly accept Kurt's proposal after the initial shock. He was so stunned, but over the moon, like a happy puppy who was just told he could play with every single ball in the basket... pardon the ball pun. She put her hand on her chest, caught up in the moment.

"Oh god, I'm just so happy for them. They've always been so adorable, but this is perfect! Especially now they can get married legally right here in New York. I did not see this coming at all, but it's so them. And suddenly Kurt's diva moments of late mate a whole lot of sense," she laughed.

[jewhawk]

Puck smiled down at her, pressing a kiss to her forehead. "It's pretty fuckin' awesome, that's for damn sure." He was thrilled for to see two of his best friends finally putting a ring on it, though the thought really did scare him shitless if he really thought about it. He was old enough to have best friends who were fucking engaged.

"Yeah..." he agreed with Quinn's comment. "Serious, he picked up... Like, I swear to God, 45 bottles of champagne before he finally settled on one. I told Mike that we should tell him Vera Wang always drinks a certain kind, but then he said that since Kurt works at Vogue, he'd know better." He laughed, shaking his head. "Quinn, we're like... Legit grownups now. All of us."

[usedtohaveabs]

Now that Kurt and Blaine had disappeared, Quinn realised it was probably inevitable they didn't return for a little while. They were always a very passionate couple once they got over their initial uncertainty about sex. There was no way they could reunite without indulging in a bit of a quickie to satisfy themselves before they joined the party. And good on them. Quinn knew if she was in their shoes, she would be doing exactly the same thing. She couldn't really complain, though. It had only been mere hours since she last slept with Puck.

"Are you scared, tiger?" she asked, smiling at him. Though she was watching him close, waiting to see if he confirmed or denied. "It's okay if you are, you know. I mean, things are changing. We're not kids anymore. Playing with the big guns and all that."

Nick & Jeff

[nickthewarbler]

Nick was over the moon for Blaine and Kurt, albeit stunned. He had never actually witnessed a proper marriage proposal before, and the movies and TV shows always made it look so perfect and planned out. Sure, it was obvious Kurt had planned this and wanted to make it special with all their friends around, but there was also a spontaneous feel to it. Like, maybe he hadn't actually 100% decided he was going to take the plunge until he saw Blaine and realised that yes, this was their moment. It was so romantic, especially after being apart for a few months. It was probably the most nervous and tongue-tied Nick had ever see Kurt, too, and the way his cheeks had all flushed up with anticipation of what he was doing.

And fuck, now it was really happening. Kurt and Blaine were engaged. To be married. This was one of those things you assumed would happen at some distant point in the future, but now it was really happening and they looked so damn happy. Nick stood there with his hands clasped together in front of him, smiling sappily at the

[warble_on_jeff]

Jeff wanted so badly to pull Nick back and plant a smacking kiss on him, but he restrained himself for the moment. This was kind of not the best time to announce their own news. He was so excited for Kurt and Blaine, and the last thing he'd want to do was distract from their moment, even slightly. Carefully, he hooked his arm around Nick's shoulder, trying not to make anything look too obvious, a huge grin painted across his face. Klaine were adorable, and honestly? So was his boyfriend with his little Awwww moment.

Smiling down (way down. Height difference ftw!) at Nick, Jeff winked at him, then turned his attention back to Kurt and Blaine, laughing as the two fled the room. "Cleaning up that shirt is a total coverup," he said, shaking his head. "Barely together two minutes, and they're already in business."

[nickthewarbler]

Nick just laughed and nodded. "Of course it fucking is. This is Kurt and Blaine, and they haven't seen each other in months! If they don't do it ASAP, they'll spontaneously combust. Hell, I thought Blaine was going to in the car on the way here. I haven't seen him that primed in a long time, and he didn't even know Kurt was going to pop the question."

He turned to Jeff with a smirk and then just gave him a soft poke in the chest with a quick glance around to make sure the others were busy. "I'm jealous of them. Though, I think I can handle them trumping our news with theirs. It just means we have to, erm, wait a little longer. Will you be okay with that?"

[warble_on_jeff]

Jeff's grin only widened. "There has to have been some Skype fucking going on, because there's no way in hell they made it that long without at least looking at each other's cocks. It's like... against nature or something. The world might implode."

"I think I'm okay with that," the blond replied. "No matter how bad I wanna make out with you in our new place on our first night here." That part was true, but Jeff really would get over it. He was over the moon for Kurt and Blaine. "I'm so excited for them, Nicky!"