Quotes 1x02 Showmance

[tarachen]

GLEE QUOTES

Will: Morning Kurt

Puck: Buenos Nachos Mr Schu

Will: Hey, let’s go Titans!

(Kurt about to be thrown in the dumpster)

Kurt: Wait! One day you will all work for me.

Sue: Iron Tablet?

Will: Uuh…

Sue: Keeps your strength up while you’re menstruating.

Will: I don’t menstruate.

Sue: Yeah? Neither do I.

Sue (to Will): Let’s

Comments

[dlsimply_mira]

"Terri: There’s my man. Bringing home the bacon." Seriously she scared me when she said that LOL

"Kurt (to Mercedes): You need to call me before you dress yourself. You look like a Technicolor zebra." and this one is the BEST =D

[celeni]

I TOTALLY AGREE. It always gets me everytime (the zebra comment)

[lost__emotions]

Kurt: They’re gonna throw fruit at us! And I just had a facial!

I still legit LOL when I hear that :)))

[jaymcb]

I liked Rachel line better. Maybe it was the shot of him it seemed off.

[emotionsovrflow]

Rachel: The girl who was throwing up before me left that. I tried, but I guess I just don’t have a gag reflex.

Emma: One day when you’re older, that’ll turn out to be a gift.

hysterical. favorite conversation of the episode.

[spiltcoffeee]

this was definitely my favorite also. my roommate and i absolutely -died- laughing

[my_candid_heart]

yay for quotes!!

[shampayn]

Kurt: No, it's the song. It's really gay.

[celeni]

I SUPER LOVED THIS LINE ALSO.

And Sue also gave the best lines:

"Gay parenting encourage rebellion, there are studies on this."

"You do with your depressing set of kids what I did to my wealthy elderly mother: euthanise it."