[Potterbook]

[tasteslikepnk]

It was less than twenty points, not the house cup. I will never understand how people don't realize that just because you're hiding behind one of the statues does not mean that I can't see you trying to convince your girlfriend to blow you.

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[jewhawk]

She wasn't my girlfriend.

[tasteslikepnk]

Jesus, Noah. You're going to give someone herpes one day, I hope you realize that.

[jewhawk]

I don't have herpes.

[tasteslikepnk]

Then you'll get it. Wizard hookers are just as diseased as muggle ones. At least the muggle diseases they can attempt to cure.