004 [video message to mayor demyan, april 27th]

[glasgow_smilin]

[The room he's standing in is very dark. Only the light from the video camera gives any illumination, and it throws the lines on the Joker's face into stark contrast, accentuating the scars. His eyes are black pits, glaring with a twisted mirth.]

...hi!

[He toys with the zoom, looking momentarily irritated, then grins again.]

You and I really need to

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[niteo_npc]

As if I'm going to discuss my city's politics with the likes of one of you.

[glasgow_smilin]

Mmmhmm, yea- no, nope, you won't discuss anything. Elected officials aren't civilized enough to discuss. [He growls.] But you will listen.

[Wobbling as he adjusts the camera. It zooms in a little closer.]

See, I know, because I've seen what these Nesrecans can do. Unless, y'know, you actually take the time out of your busy schedule to really get to know 'em. Because they're not human.

And they're what's going to decide whether General, uh, what's-his-face gets his mitts on your city hall or not. Whether you like it or not.

I mean, not that I really care. Just a concerned citizen.

[Big smile.]